Guy walks into a bar

08-29-2010, 08:31 PM

Two pieces of string walk into a bar and the bartender looks at them suspiciously. He says "Sorry, boys, we don't serve stings here." So the pieces of string walk out.

They're sitting in the gutter outside and feeling really thirsty when one piece of string says "Hey! I've got an idea to get me into the bar."

So he starts twisting and turning, wriggling this way and that, pulling out a few threads here and there. His mate's looking at him and thinks he's gone completely nuts.

Then the piece of string walks back into the bar. The bartender looks at him a little suspiciously again and says "Hey, you're not a string, are you?"

The piece of string replies "No, I'm a frayed knot."

JaKaacH · 08-29-2010, 08:34 PM

A guy walks into a bar and orders cake. The bartender ask what kind, beef or patty?

08-29-2010, 08:31 PM	#1
nozero Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Guy walks into a bar Two pieces of string walk into a bar and the bartender looks at them suspiciously. He says "Sorry, boys, we don't serve stings here." So the pieces of string walk out. They're sitting in the gutter outside and feeling really thirsty when one piece of string says "Hey! I've got an idea to get me into the bar." So he starts twisting and turning, wriggling this way and that, pulling out a few threads here and there. His mate's looking at him and thinks he's gone completely nuts. Then the piece of string walks back into the bar. The bartender looks at him a little suspiciously again and says "Hey, you're not a string, are you?" The piece of string replies "No, I'm a frayed knot."

08-29-2010, 08:34 PM	#2
JaKaacH ROCK Chalk JAYHAWK K U Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jeff Location: Living in the golden age of ignorance in power. Posts: 1,363 Trading: (32)	Re: Guy walks into a bar A guy walks into a bar and orders cake. The bartender ask what kind, beef or patty? __________________ --Anger Management Graduate-- WHAT the F^#% you looking at???