Guy walks into a bar

Mr.Maduro · 09-01-2009, 06:40 AM

There are two elephants in the bath tub taking a shower. One elephant says to the other, "Can you please pass the soap?" the other elephant says "What do I look like, a shoe?"

MajorCaptSilly · 09-01-2009, 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr.Maduro

There are two elephants in the bath tub taking a shower. One elephant says to the other, "Can you please pass the soap?" the other elephant says "What do I look like, a shoe?"

That was beautiful!

MCS

Mr.Maduro · 09-01-2009, 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly

That was beautiful!

MCS

I had a feeling you would enjoy that. My friend and I have been telling that one for years.

MajorCaptSilly · 09-01-2009, 07:58 AM

A Ziggy comic walks into a bar and says "Bartender, I'm having a "Ziggy" day. What drink can you recommend for someone having a "Ziggy" day?" The bartender says " I never liked Ziggy. I've always been more of a Tank Mcnamara guy. How about some Gin and Drano?"

MCS

Mr.Maduro · 09-01-2009, 08:04 AM

An oldie but goodie...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face?

MajorCaptSilly · 09-01-2009, 08:05 AM

There was a fire at the wax lips factory today. All the wax lips melted and there was a big mess.

MCS

09-01-2009, 06:40 AM	#1
Mr.Maduro In Domino Confido Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Patrick Location: La Casa del Blueface Posts: 2,905 Trading: (83)	Re: Guy walks into a bar There are two elephants in the bath tub taking a shower. One elephant says to the other, "Can you please pass the soap?" the other elephant says "What do I look like, a shoe?" __________________ "Patrick...You low-rent f#@k!!!" - MACMS (Shack V)

09-01-2009, 07:58 AM	#4
MajorCaptSilly Sklee Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Mishawaka, IN Posts: 2,523 Trading: (30)	Re: Guy walks into a bar A Ziggy comic walks into a bar and says "Bartender, I'm having a "Ziggy" day. What drink can you recommend for someone having a "Ziggy" day?" The bartender says " I never liked Ziggy. I've always been more of a Tank Mcnamara guy. How about some Gin and Drano?" MCS __________________ Pillsbury, Minneapolis, Prince, Spoon Bridge and Cherry, coinkydink?

09-01-2009, 08:04 AM	#5
Mr.Maduro In Domino Confido Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Patrick Location: La Casa del Blueface Posts: 2,905 Trading: (83)	Re: Guy walks into a bar An oldie but goodie... A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? __________________ "Patrick...You low-rent f#@k!!!" - MACMS (Shack V)

09-01-2009, 08:05 AM	#6
MajorCaptSilly Sklee Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Mishawaka, IN Posts: 2,523 Trading: (30)	Re: Guy walks into a bar There was a fire at the wax lips factory today. All the wax lips melted and there was a big mess. MCS __________________ Pillsbury, Minneapolis, Prince, Spoon Bridge and Cherry, coinkydink?