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Old 09-01-2009, 07:52 AM   #1
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There are two elephants in the bath tub taking a shower. One elephant says to the other, "Can you please pass the soap?" the other elephant says "What do I look like, a shoe?"
That was beautiful!

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That was beautiful!

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I had a feeling you would enjoy that. My friend and I have been telling that one for years.
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A Ziggy comic walks into a bar and says "Bartender, I'm having a "Ziggy" day. What drink can you recommend for someone having a "Ziggy" day?" The bartender says " I never liked Ziggy. I've always been more of a Tank Mcnamara guy. How about some Gin and Drano?"

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An oldie but goodie...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face?

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There was a fire at the wax lips factory today. All the wax lips melted and there was a big mess.


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