Guy walks into a bar

McSmokey · 08-30-2009, 01:05 AM

Who's there

MajorCaptSilly · 08-30-2009, 10:46 AM

It's 1972 and a man walks into a bar with a live goose under hs arm. The bartender says "You can't have live geese in here, man!". The guy says "But I'm a Cubs fan". The bartender then says "Come here and I will splash you with some Vermouth for free.".

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icehog3 · 08-30-2009, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by McSmokey

Who's there

Scott's harpsicord.

Texan in Mexico · 08-30-2009, 11:38 AM

What, and give up show business?

yourchoice · 08-31-2010, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

Scott's harpsicord.

Scott's harpsicord who?

MajorCaptSilly · 08-31-2010, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by yourchoice

Scott's harpsicord who?

Scott's harpsicord in a wagon parked by your car! Face! Face! Face!

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MajorCaptSilly · 08-31-2010, 11:42 AM

A bartender walks into a bar. The bartender says "Woah!" Nobody knows which bartender as each bartender's mouth was obscured.

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08-30-2009, 01:05 AM	#1
McSmokey Feeling at Home Join Date: Aug 2009 First Name: Justin Location: Tuscaloosa, AL Posts: 948 Trading: (30)	Re: Guy walks into a bar Who's there

08-30-2009, 10:46 AM	#2
MajorCaptSilly Sklee Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Mishawaka, IN Posts: 2,523 Trading: (30)	Re: Guy walks into a bar It's 1972 and a man walks into a bar with a live goose under hs arm. The bartender says "You can't have live geese in here, man!". The guy says "But I'm a Cubs fan". The bartender then says "Come here and I will splash you with some Vermouth for free.". MCS __________________ Pillsbury, Minneapolis, Prince, Spoon Bridge and Cherry, coinkydink?

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Texan in Mexico Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Travis Location: Puerto Morelos, Mexico Posts: 958 Trading: (0)	Re: Guy walks into a bar What, and give up show business?

08-31-2010, 11:42 AM	#7
MajorCaptSilly Sklee Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Mishawaka, IN Posts: 2,523 Trading: (30)	Re: Guy walks into a bar A bartender walks into a bar. The bartender says "Woah!" Nobody knows which bartender as each bartender's mouth was obscured. MCS __________________ Pillsbury, Minneapolis, Prince, Spoon Bridge and Cherry, coinkydink?