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Old 07-15-2010, 05:48 PM   #1
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My name is Inigo Montoya.
You killed my father. Prepare to die.

If they know the movie, you are so in. Great conversation starter.
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Old 07-15-2010, 06:10 PM   #2
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Two words: Flank Steak.

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