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Old 07-15-2010, 09:04 PM   #1
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Hey Angel drawers.


Tune in Tokyo.

if your really desperate, just go up to every woman and ask, "Hey wanna sleep with me?" The law of probability is about 3/100.
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Hey Angel drawers.


Tune in Tokyo.

if your really desperate, just go up to every woman and ask, "Hey wanna sleep with me?" The law of probability is about 3/100.
But can you handle the 97/100 slaps??????
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But can you handle the 97/100 slaps??????
I think it depends on which three women say yes.
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