Opening lines

OLS · 06-24-2010, 03:33 PM

Don posted an honest thread in the ladie's room about how to approach a woman, and had it
locked before I could respond, lol. And even though this thread could devolve into a
'joke' thread pretty easily, I would think it would be a much better use of our time if we helped
the corpa masculina ( I made that up to sound latin) by telling the lines that ACTUALLY worked
on women. I do not mind saying it, my best relationships with women have come to be through
humor. They didn't last long, mine never do. But they had INTENSE starts and as a hideous
man, I am lucky that I had such a hot streak in college. Cause it's sure over NOW. And I DID
DJ in a popular nightclub back then, so women wanted me and didn't quite know why.
Ahhhh. I hate being old.

ANYWAY, I got well into the lacey underbelly of a young co-ed who worked in the information
desk at the University of Southern Mississippi one semester by saying this"

"Excuse me, i am sorry to bother you, but this IS the information desk?"
"Yes."
"Can you tell me the circumference of the Earth?"

It was all horizontal from there. For 3 glorious weeks. Granted, I had to follow up with
good chat, a little weed and the best oral sex she ever had, but that's how it started.

shilala · 06-24-2010, 04:01 PM

"You wanna fool around?" works pretty good.

awsmith4 · 06-24-2010, 04:13 PM

The one that always worked for me was..."Hey I'm Albert and you are?"

You may want to substitute your own name but hey do what ever you think will work

GKitty · 06-24-2010, 04:20 PM

Hey, I'm Albert and you are....?

awsmith4 · 06-24-2010, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by GKitty

Hey, I'm Albert and you are....?

Sister Smith how you doin?

icehog3 · 06-24-2010, 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OLS

It was all horizontal from there. For 3 glorious weeks. Granted, I had to follow up with
good chat, a little weed and the best oral sex she ever had, but that's how it started.

Now that is the way to a lady's heart, Brad!

MajorCaptSilly · 06-24-2010, 04:41 PM

"Excuse me but I seem to have lost the keys for my vintage 1973 AMC Gremlin. Would you have time to help me find them? I'll let you drive it."

MCS

SSDVC · 06-24-2010, 06:11 PM

Yo doll, I love your hair !

Lear31MX · 06-24-2010, 06:21 PM

Nce shoes, want to ........(insert your own vernacular)

Ogre · 06-24-2010, 07:21 PM

Smile, its the second best thing you can do with your lips!!!!

replicant_argent · 06-24-2010, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by awsmith4

"Hey I'm Albert and you are?"

That might actually work better than Pete. Not that I would need to ever say such a thing, but being prepared is what it is all about.

icehog3 · 06-24-2010, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly

"Excuse me but I seem to have lost the keys for my vintage 1973 AMC Gremlin. Would you have time to help me find them? I'll let you drive it."

MCS

"Sorry, I only drive Pacers".

-Some Random Chick

replicant_argent · 06-24-2010, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

"Sorry, I only drive Pacers".

-Some Random Chick

Tom had a Cherry Vega is my guess.

icehog3 · 06-24-2010, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by replicant_argent

Tom had a Cherry Vega is my guess.

I am not sure her name was Vega, Pete.

colinb913 · 06-24-2010, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Ogre3239

Smile, its the second best thing you can do with your lips!!!!

Whats the first?... HAHA :-P
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icehog3 · 06-24-2010, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by colinb913

Whats the first?... HAHA :-P
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Puff a cigar.

colinb913 · 06-24-2010, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

Puff a cigar.

Oh. Just clarifying.
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icehog3 · 06-24-2010, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by colinb913

Oh. Just clarifying.
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Oh, you're clarified.

MiamiE · 06-25-2010, 12:34 AM

Brad, in your case, I think the weed did it.

elderboy02 · 06-25-2010, 06:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

Now that is the way to a lady's heart, Brad!

06-24-2010, 03:33 PM	#1
OLS Suck It Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Brad Location: TN Posts: 7,912 Trading: (19)	Opening lines Don posted an honest thread in the ladie's room about how to approach a woman, and had it locked before I could respond, lol. And even though this thread could devolve into a 'joke' thread pretty easily, I would think it would be a much better use of our time if we helped the corpa masculina ( I made that up to sound latin) by telling the lines that ACTUALLY worked on women. I do not mind saying it, my best relationships with women have come to be through humor. They didn't last long, mine never do. But they had INTENSE starts and as a hideous man, I am lucky that I had such a hot streak in college. Cause it's sure over NOW. And I DID DJ in a popular nightclub back then, so women wanted me and didn't quite know why. Ahhhh. I hate being old. ANYWAY, I got well into the lacey underbelly of a young co-ed who worked in the information desk at the University of Southern Mississippi one semester by saying this" "Excuse me, i am sorry to bother you, but this IS the information desk?" "Yes." "Can you tell me the circumference of the Earth?" It was all horizontal from there. For 3 glorious weeks. Granted, I had to follow up with good chat, a little weed and the best oral sex she ever had, but that's how it started.

06-24-2010, 04:01 PM	#2
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: Opening lines "You wanna fool around?" works pretty good. __________________

06-24-2010, 04:13 PM	#3
awsmith4 Simple Pleasures - 2oL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Albert Location: Marietta, Georgia Posts: 4,602 Trading: (111)	Re: Opening lines The one that always worked for me was..."Hey I'm Albert and you are?" You may want to substitute your own name but hey do what ever you think will work __________________ Its THIS easy to support our troops

06-24-2010, 04:20 PM	#4
GKitty JAFO Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Crystal Location: Olathe, KS Posts: 1,938 Trading: (8)	Re: Opening lines Hey, I'm Albert and you are....? __________________ A lost SOTL wandering the weird landscape of domesticity.

06-24-2010, 04:41 PM	#7
MajorCaptSilly Sklee Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Mishawaka, IN Posts: 2,523 Trading: (30)	Re: Opening lines "Excuse me but I seem to have lost the keys for my vintage 1973 AMC Gremlin. Would you have time to help me find them? I'll let you drive it." MCS __________________ Pillsbury, Minneapolis, Prince, Spoon Bridge and Cherry, coinkydink?

06-24-2010, 06:11 PM	#8
SSDVC Life is short, Relax Join Date: Aug 2009 First Name: Scott Location: Eastern CT Posts: 222 Trading: (6)	Re: Opening lines Yo doll, I love your hair !

06-24-2010, 06:21 PM	#9
Lear31MX Herf Crew of 2 Join Date: May 2010 First Name: Anthony Location: Pacific Northwest L.C.D.H. Posts: 451 Trading: (8)	Re: Opening lines Nce shoes, want to ........(insert your own vernacular) __________________ Being still and doing nothing are two very different things.

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Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: Opening lines Smile, its the second best thing you can do with your lips!!!!

06-25-2010, 12:34 AM	#19
MiamiE I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Erick Location: Miami, FL Posts: 2,892 Trading: (38)	Re: Opening lines Brad, in your case, I think the weed did it.