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Old 06-24-2010, 06:38 PM   #1
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"Excuse me but I seem to have lost the keys for my vintage 1973 AMC Gremlin. Would you have time to help me find them? I'll let you drive it."

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"Sorry, I only drive Pacers".

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Tom had a Cherry Vega is my guess.
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Tom had a Cherry Vega is my guess.
I am not sure her name was Vega, Pete.
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