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Captain Cannoli
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"One fart can foul the air for everyone" - Esteemed philosopher "If avoiding the nasty $hit is being a snob, them I am guilty as charged."- Same esteemed philosopher. |
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not wrapped too tight....
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(614): I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
What Area Code is Greg's phone????
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Out of the 10Base-T, through the router,past the firewall, down the T-1, over the leased line, off the bridge, ....Nothing but .NET |
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Will herf for food
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(603): Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
(1-603) Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
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“Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain |
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I <3 Huy
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HAHA that's New Hampshire area code!!
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I'm not antisocial, I just think people are stupid. |
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The Homebrew Hammer
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Couple that
![]() (323): I'm being pulled over??? (520): For what!?!?! (323): ??? I'm in a cab!!!!! and (301): Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
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Will herf for food
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I know I've posted a ton of these but I can't help it. It's hilarious..
(212): dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night? (1-212): idk but i think it had a face
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“Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain |
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omg omg, all of them, awesome
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