Texts From Last Night....a website

04-30-2009, 10:24 AM

Warning: If you're easily offended, this might not be for you.

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

Pretty hysterical stuff.

04-30-2009, 10:27 AM

(410): You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpe$ is gone.

Scottw · 04-30-2009, 10:29 AM

fookin' funny bro!

Mugen910 · 04-30-2009, 10:31 AM

(859): Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
(502): Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?

ROFL

04-30-2009, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Mugen910

(859): Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
(502): Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?

ROFL

hahahahaaha.....

(908): the vacuum is drunk
(703): what?
(908): i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk

04-30-2009, 10:32 AM

(859): im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever

04-30-2009, 10:33 AM

(714): OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign

04-30-2009, 10:34 AM

(714): I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your sh!tty personality.

WildBlueSooner · 04-30-2009, 10:35 AM

some of those are classic...I think I could add to that site!

md4958 · 04-30-2009, 10:36 AM

(617): Oh sh!t, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises

how do i get this girls number??

04-30-2009, 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WildBlueSooner

some of those are classic...I think I could add to that site!

Do it, do it!

Quote:

Originally Posted by md4958

(617): Oh sh!t, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises

how do i get this girls number??

Well Moe - She's a Ma$$hole...can't be too hard...

357 · 04-30-2009, 10:41 AM

(843): I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.

Mugen910 · 04-30-2009, 10:46 AM

(212): so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."

OMG

04-30-2009, 10:47 AM

Omg omg omg

md4958 · 04-30-2009, 10:47 AM

heres one for Dunng

(206): Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals

357 · 04-30-2009, 10:53 AM

(603): Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
(1-603): No...more like a life jacket.

I think we've all been there...

04-30-2009, 10:55 AM

Hahahahah, on both of those.

04-30-2009, 10:58 AM

Thanks for the laugh, the site's making its way around work now

Mugen910 · 04-30-2009, 10:59 AM

(405): Yeah, i think she was German or something.
(1-405): No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.

So mean but funny!

357 · 04-30-2009, 11:01 AM

(973): haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
(630): savin' lives aint cheap

04-30-2009, 10:24 AM	#1
mrreindeer Guest Posts: n/a	Texts From Last Night....a website Warning: If you're easily offended, this might not be for you. http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/ Pretty hysterical stuff.

04-30-2009, 10:27 AM	#2
mrreindeer Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (410): You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpe$ is gone.

04-30-2009, 10:29 AM	#3
Scottw Going Commando Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Sussex, NJ Posts: 2,815 Trading: (6)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website fookin' funny bro! __________________ "Ray when someone asks you if your a GOD you say yes."

04-30-2009, 10:31 AM	#4
Mugen910 I <3 Huy Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Location Location: First Name Posts: 8,387 Trading: (106)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (859): Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga? (502): Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine? ROFL __________________ I'm not antisocial, I just think people are stupid.

04-30-2009, 10:32 AM	#6
mrreindeer Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (859): im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever

04-30-2009, 10:33 AM	#7
mrreindeer Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (714): OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign

04-30-2009, 10:34 AM	#8
mrreindeer Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (714): I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your sh!tty personality.

04-30-2009, 10:35 AM	#9
WildBlueSooner I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: James Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,322 Trading: (19)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website some of those are classic...I think I could add to that site! __________________ "To dilute the will to win is to destroy the purpose of the game. There is no substitute for victory"-- Douglas MacArthur

04-30-2009, 10:36 AM	#10
md4958 Captain Cannoli Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Moe Location: Suffield, CT Posts: 5,712 Trading: (62)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (617): Oh sh!t, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises how do i get this girls number?? __________________ "One fart can foul the air for everyone" - Esteemed philosopher "If avoiding the nasty $hit is being a snob, them I am guilty as charged."- Same esteemed philosopher.

04-30-2009, 10:41 AM	#12
357 Will herf for food Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Home is where I park it Posts: 4,075 Trading: (9)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (843): I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed. __________________ “Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain

04-30-2009, 10:46 AM	#13
Mugen910 I <3 Huy Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Location Location: First Name Posts: 8,387 Trading: (106)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (212): so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to." OMG __________________ I'm not antisocial, I just think people are stupid.

04-30-2009, 10:47 AM	#14
mrreindeer Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website Omg omg omg

04-30-2009, 10:53 AM	#16
357 Will herf for food Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Home is where I park it Posts: 4,075 Trading: (9)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (603): Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet? (1-603): No...more like a life jacket. I think we've all been there... __________________ “Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain

04-30-2009, 10:55 AM	#17
mrreindeer Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website Hahahahah, on both of those.

04-30-2009, 10:58 AM	#18
-MG- Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website Thanks for the laugh, the site's making its way around work now

04-30-2009, 10:59 AM	#19
Mugen910 I <3 Huy Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Location Location: First Name Posts: 8,387 Trading: (106)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (405): Yeah, i think she was German or something. (1-405): No dude, she's just got a speech impediment. So mean but funny! __________________ I'm not antisocial, I just think people are stupid.

04-30-2009, 11:01 AM	#20
357 Will herf for food Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Home is where I park it Posts: 4,075 Trading: (9)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (973): haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance?? (630): savin' lives aint cheap __________________ “Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain