Texts From Last Night....a website

md4958 · 04-30-2009, 09:36 AM

(617): Oh sh!t, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises

how do i get this girls number??

04-30-2009, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by WildBlueSooner

some of those are classic...I think I could add to that site!

Do it, do it!

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Originally Posted by md4958

(617): Oh sh!t, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises

how do i get this girls number??

Well Moe - She's a Ma$$hole...can't be too hard...

357 · 04-30-2009, 09:41 AM

(843): I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.

MedicCook · 04-30-2009, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by md4958

(617): Oh sh!t, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises

how do i get this girls number??

How do you know it was a girl?

04-30-2009, 10:08 AM

(603): I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.

md4958 · 04-30-2009, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by MedicCook

How do you know it was a girl?

LooseCard · 04-30-2009, 10:19 AM

(614): I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.

What Area Code is Greg's phone????

357 · 04-30-2009, 10:20 AM

(603): Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
(1-603) Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know

Mugen910 · 04-30-2009, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by 357

(603): Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
(1-603) Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know

HAHA that's New Hampshire area code!!

kaisersozei · 04-30-2009, 10:27 AM

Couple that

(323): I'm being pulled over???
(520): For what!?!?!
(323): ??? I'm in a cab!!!!!

and

(301): Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!

DPD6030 · 04-30-2009, 11:40 PM

(415): Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events

04-30-2009, 09:36 AM	#1
md4958 Captain Cannoli Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Moe Location: Suffield, CT Posts: 5,712 Trading: (62)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (617): Oh sh!t, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises how do i get this girls number?? __________________ "One fart can foul the air for everyone" - Esteemed philosopher "If avoiding the nasty $hit is being a snob, them I am guilty as charged."- Same esteemed philosopher.

04-30-2009, 09:41 AM	#3
357 Will herf for food Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Home is where I park it Posts: 4,075 Trading: (9)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (843): I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed. __________________ “Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain

04-30-2009, 10:08 AM	#5
mrreindeer Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (603): I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.

04-30-2009, 10:19 AM	#7
LooseCard not wrapped too tight.... Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: Dan Location: Woodsy side of MA Posts: 555 Trading: (3)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (614): I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone. What Area Code is Greg's phone???? __________________ Out of the 10Base-T, through the router,past the firewall, down the T-1, over the leased line, off the bridge, ....Nothing but .NET

04-30-2009, 10:20 AM	#8
357 Will herf for food Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Home is where I park it Posts: 4,075 Trading: (9)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (603): Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels (1-603) Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know __________________ “Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain

04-30-2009, 10:27 AM	#10
kaisersozei The Homebrew Hammer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Gerard Location: Midlothian, VA Posts: 3,183 Trading: (40)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website Couple that (323): I'm being pulled over??? (520): For what!?!?! (323): ??? I'm in a cab!!!!! and (301): Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!! __________________

04-30-2009, 11:40 PM	#11
DPD6030 Shepard of the sheeple Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andrew Location: The Mitten Posts: 7,166 Trading: (151)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (415): Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events