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I am helping a friend that has a cigar store in the local mall. He asked me to work the store for a couple of days. I am surrounded by HUNDREDS of cigars and I can't smoke a one, the mall has a no smoking policy.
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Have My Own Room
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Well I can honestly say that even for you that is a cruel and inhumane torment.
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King of Rants
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That's like a specialized hell.
"Water water everywhere and not a drop to drink"
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“When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name.” Spurgeon |
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Just a Traveling Man
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¡taste my pirate paddy!
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I would like to offer my services as a cigar surrogate. Send me a few sticks and I can skype you in while I smoke them. It'll be almost like smoking them yourself.
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Have My Own Room
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Camera 3, opens to a wide shot of the cigar store. A mother and her young daughter are walking by. Something odd catches their attention.
"Mommy, why is that man licking the insides of that cigar cabinet?" "I don't know, hon. I just don't know." Camera 2, close-up on Larry with slow zoom. Tears streaming down his face. (sobs) "filthy screws….(lick lick)…frickin' filthy screws! (sob) (lick)
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