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Ogre 12-13-2013 12:06 PM

A Bad Dream Comes True
 
I am helping a friend that has a cigar store in the local mall. He asked me to work the store for a couple of days. I am surrounded by HUNDREDS of cigars and I can't smoke a one, the mall has a no smoking policy.

http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/c...AD697-orig.jpg

Zane 12-13-2013 12:07 PM

Re: A Bad Dream Comes True
 
Thats great... but awful at the same time...

dijit 12-13-2013 12:08 PM

Re: A Bad Dream Comes True
 
Well I can honestly say that even for you that is a cruel and inhumane torment.

bruceolee 12-13-2013 12:10 PM

Re: A Bad Dream Comes True
 
That's like a specialized hell.



"Water water everywhere and not a drop to drink"

czerbe 12-13-2013 12:36 PM

Re: A Bad Dream Comes True
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bruceolee (Post 1909234)
That's like a specialized hell.



"Water water everywhere and not a drop to drink"

:tpd:

jledou 12-13-2013 12:36 PM

Re: A Bad Dream Comes True
 
Isn't torture illegal within the borders of the good ole USA?

the jiggler 12-13-2013 01:07 PM

Re: A Bad Dream Comes True
 
I would like to offer my services as a cigar surrogate. Send me a few sticks and I can skype you in while I smoke them. It'll be almost like smoking them yourself.

Remo 12-13-2013 01:49 PM

Re: A Bad Dream Comes True
 
Sucks Larry....

"Water, water all around but not a drop to drink"

maninblack 12-13-2013 01:55 PM

Re: A Bad Dream Comes True
 
Sucks to be you Larry. I'm laughing on the inside.

Taki 12-13-2013 02:28 PM

Re: A Bad Dream Comes True
 
Quit!! Walk out back and smoke one! :lr :lr

That sucks brother...

issues 12-13-2013 02:28 PM

Re: A Bad Dream Comes True
 
Ouch...

Lockspur 12-13-2013 02:38 PM

Re: A Bad Dream Comes True
 
Camera 3, opens to a wide shot of the cigar store. A mother and her young daughter are walking by. Something odd catches their attention.

"Mommy, why is that man licking the insides of that cigar cabinet?"

"I don't know, hon. I just don't know."

Camera 2, close-up on Larry with slow zoom. Tears streaming down his face.

(sobs) "filthy screws….(lick lick)…frickin' filthy screws! (sob) (lick)

Ogre 12-13-2013 03:21 PM

Re: A Bad Dream Comes True
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Lockspur (Post 1909309)
Camera 3, opens to a wide shot of the cigar store. A mother and her young daughter are walking by. Something odd catches their attention.

"Mommy, why is that man licking the insides of that cigar cabinet?"

"I don't know, hon. I just don't know."

Camera 2, close-up on Larry with slow zoom. Tears streaming down his face.

(sobs) "filthy screws….(lick lick)…frickin' filthy screws! (sob) (lick)

Damn, too late. I already cleaned the glass, and the cedar is to rough.


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