Divorce -vs- Murder

cmitch · 07-17-2012, 11:50 PM

A nice, calm and respectable lady walked into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide."

The pharmacist asked, "What in the world do you want with cyanide?"

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license and they'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. ABSOLUTELY not! You cannot have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband between the legs of the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "You didn't TELL me you had a prescription!"

emopunker2004 · 07-18-2012, 12:00 AM

363 · 07-18-2012, 08:51 AM

MrWolf55 · 07-18-2012, 09:53 AM

thanks for sharing.

HollywoodQue · 07-18-2012, 10:26 AM

I have to use this one...

kelmac07 · 07-18-2012, 04:41 PM

Ogre · 07-18-2012, 04:49 PM

Skywalker · 07-21-2012, 10:45 PM

Drez · 07-21-2012, 11:47 PM

HAHAHAHA thats awesome

Mattso3000 · 07-22-2012, 12:14 AM

Nice.

Taki · 07-22-2012, 07:50 AM

nice

07-17-2012, 11:50 PM	#1
cmitch Heads up get down Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Clayton Location: NW Alabama by the river Posts: 2,720 Trading: (25)	Divorce -vs- Murder A nice, calm and respectable lady walked into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "What in the world do you want with cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license and they'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. ABSOLUTELY not! You cannot have any cyanide!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband between the legs of the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "You didn't TELL me you had a prescription!" __________________ No matter what one's status is in society, cigars are the great equalizer where the affluent and common share a love for the leaf. - Me.

07-18-2012, 12:00 AM	#2
emopunker2004 Central Fla rollin Join Date: Jan 2011 First Name: Justin Location: Winter Springs, FL Posts: 6,171 Trading: (46)	Re: Divorce -vs- Murder __________________ Cigar Asylum: Where all are equal, unless you are from CA, then you are more equal.

07-18-2012, 08:51 AM	#3
363 Infecting Via PM Join Date: May 2012 First Name: Brendon Location: Maryland Posts: 1,773 Trading: (35)	Re: Divorce -vs- Murder __________________ Support our Troops "do NOT put pizza in your briar without letting it cool off Brendon" - Sterns

07-18-2012, 09:53 AM	#4
MrWolf55 Still Watching My Back Join Date: Oct 2011 First Name: Mike Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 112 Trading: (3)	Re: Divorce -vs- Murder thanks for sharing.

07-18-2012, 10:26 AM	#5
HollywoodQue Invictus Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Howard Location: In the "D" Posts: 3,122 Trading: (46)	Re: Divorce -vs- Murder I have to use this one... __________________

07-18-2012, 04:41 PM	#6
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07-18-2012, 04:49 PM	#7
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07-21-2012, 10:45 PM	#8
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Divorce -vs- Murder __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

07-21-2012, 11:47 PM	#9
Drez The Warden Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Frank Location: Miami, FL Posts: 3,768 Trading: (35)	Re: Divorce -vs- Murder HAHAHAHA thats awesome __________________ They aren't going to multiply....burn that b!tch!

07-22-2012, 12:14 AM	#10
Mattso3000 Will ninja for beer Join Date: Aug 2010 First Name: Matt Location: Burnsville, MN Posts: 2,842 Trading: (20)	Re: Divorce -vs- Murder Nice. __________________ Please Support the Troop Support Contest!

07-22-2012, 07:50 AM	#11
Taki Welcome to the Layer Cake Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Taki Location: The Creek Posts: 2,271 Trading: (38)	Re: Divorce -vs- Murder nice __________________