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cmitch 07-17-2012 10:50 PM

Divorce -vs- Murder
 
A nice, calm and respectable lady walked into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide."

The pharmacist asked, "What in the world do you want with cyanide?"

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license and they'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. ABSOLUTELY not! You cannot have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband between the legs of the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "You didn't TELL me you had a prescription!"

emopunker2004 07-17-2012 11:00 PM

Re: Divorce -vs- Murder
 
:r:r

363 07-18-2012 07:51 AM

Re: Divorce -vs- Murder
 
:r:r:tu

MrWolf55 07-18-2012 08:53 AM

Re: Divorce -vs- Murder
 
:D thanks for sharing.

HollywoodQue 07-18-2012 09:26 AM

Re: Divorce -vs- Murder
 
I have to use this one...:tu

kelmac07 07-18-2012 03:41 PM

Re: Divorce -vs- Murder
 
:r :r :r

Ogre 07-18-2012 03:49 PM

Re: Divorce -vs- Murder
 
:r:r:r:r:r

Skywalker 07-21-2012 09:45 PM

Re: Divorce -vs- Murder
 
:r:r:r:r:r

Drez 07-21-2012 10:47 PM

Re: Divorce -vs- Murder
 
HAHAHAHA thats awesome

Mattso3000 07-21-2012 11:14 PM

Re: Divorce -vs- Murder
 
Nice.

Taki 07-22-2012 06:50 AM

Re: Divorce -vs- Murder
 
:lr nice


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