How To Treat a Woman!!!

Ogre · 08-21-2011, 04:35 PM

To whom it may concern: HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN: Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her. Compliment her. Smile at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her. Cry with her. Romance her. Encourage her. Believe in her. Cuddle with her. Shop with her. Give her flowers. Hold her hand. Write love letters. Go to the ends of the earth for her. HOW TO TREAT A MAN: Show up naked. Bring chicken wings & beer.

Ogre · 08-21-2011, 04:38 PM

Almost forgot, REMEMBER THE CIGAR!!!!

G G · 08-21-2011, 05:24 PM

cmitch · 08-21-2011, 06:50 PM

My wife said I'm going to have to do ALL that **** you listed for her if I'm to expect that in return.

Bill86 · 08-21-2011, 06:53 PM

Looking at all that I'm going with Larrys Beer > women thread instead.

kelmac07 · 08-21-2011, 08:32 PM

longknocker · 08-21-2011, 08:36 PM

Powers · 08-21-2011, 08:37 PM

Wise words, grasshopper!

Skywalker · 08-22-2011, 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ogre

Almost forgot, REMEMBER THE CIGAR!!!!

Steve · 08-22-2011, 02:00 PM

08-21-2011, 04:35 PM	#1
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	How To Treat a Woman!!! To whom it may concern: HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN: Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her. Compliment her. Smile at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her. Cry with her. Romance her. Encourage her. Believe in her. Cuddle with her. Shop with her. Give her flowers. Hold her hand. Write love letters. Go to the ends of the earth for her. HOW TO TREAT A MAN: Show up naked. Bring chicken wings & beer. __________________

08-21-2011, 04:38 PM	#2
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: How To Treat a Woman!!! Almost forgot, REMEMBER THE CIGAR!!!! __________________

08-21-2011, 05:24 PM	#3
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,731 Trading: (10)	Re: How To Treat a Woman!!!

08-21-2011, 06:50 PM	#4
cmitch Heads up get down Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Clayton Location: NW Alabama by the river Posts: 2,720 Trading: (25)	Re: How To Treat a Woman!!! My wife said I'm going to have to do ALL that **** you listed for her if I'm to expect that in return. __________________ No matter what one's status is in society, cigars are the great equalizer where the affluent and common share a love for the leaf. - Me.

08-21-2011, 06:53 PM	#5
Bill86 Snob Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Bill Posts: 6,704 Trading: (67)	Re: How To Treat a Woman!!! Looking at all that I'm going with Larrys Beer > women thread instead. __________________ I'm drunk......but I'll get drunker! - Doug Stanhope

08-21-2011, 08:32 PM	#6
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: How To Treat a Woman!!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

08-21-2011, 08:36 PM	#7
longknocker Postwhore Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Mobile, Alabama Posts: 11,178 Trading: (82)	Re: How To Treat a Woman!!!

08-21-2011, 08:37 PM	#8
Powers Swamp Ash member in exile Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Fayetteville, Arkansas Posts: 2,283 Trading: (17)	Re: How To Treat a Woman!!! Wise words, grasshopper! __________________ "There is true glory and true honor: the glory of duty done, the honor of integrity and principle" - Robert E. Lee

08-22-2011, 02:00 PM	#10
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: How To Treat a Woman!!! __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide