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Ogre 08-21-2011 03:35 PM

How To Treat a Woman!!!
 
To whom it may concern: HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN: Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her. Compliment her. Smile at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her. Cry with her. Romance her. Encourage her. Believe in her. Cuddle with her. Shop with her. Give her flowers. Hold her hand. Write love letters. Go to the ends of the earth for her. HOW TO TREAT A MAN: Show up naked. Bring chicken wings & beer.

Ogre 08-21-2011 03:38 PM

Re: How To Treat a Woman!!!
 
Almost forgot, REMEMBER THE CIGAR!!!!

G G 08-21-2011 04:24 PM

Re: How To Treat a Woman!!!
 
:tu

cmitch 08-21-2011 05:50 PM

Re: How To Treat a Woman!!!
 
My wife said I'm going to have to do ALL that **** you listed for her if I'm to expect that in return.:r

Bill86 08-21-2011 05:53 PM

Re: How To Treat a Woman!!!
 
Looking at all that I'm going with Larrys Beer > women thread instead.

:D

kelmac07 08-21-2011 07:32 PM

Re: How To Treat a Woman!!!
 
:r :r :r

longknocker 08-21-2011 07:36 PM

Re: How To Treat a Woman!!!
 
:tu

Powers 08-21-2011 07:37 PM

Re: How To Treat a Woman!!!
 
Wise words, grasshopper!

Skywalker 08-22-2011 12:50 PM

Re: How To Treat a Woman!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ogre (Post 1381502)
Almost forgot, REMEMBER THE CIGAR!!!!

:tu

Steve 08-22-2011 01:00 PM

Re: How To Treat a Woman!!!
 
:tu:D


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