For those who overstocked for the rapture.

justonemorestick · 05-21-2011, 05:21 PM

I know that many of you have been preparing for an event that hasn't happened as planned and now have excess supplies just taking up space.

For all of those who overstocked for the rapture I am offering my services to dispose of such dangerous items as cigars, pipe tobacco, gunpowder, primers, ammunition, firearms, adult art materials, and adult beverages.

There will be no disposal fee charged and full amnesty given.

icehog3 · 05-21-2011, 05:29 PM

Why would one overstock for the Rapture?

Stephen · 05-21-2011, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

Why would one overstock for the Rapture?

I suppose if you didn't think your ticket wasn't getting punched and was planning on the mass hysteria that is sure to follow.

justonemorestick · 05-21-2011, 05:36 PM

Because of the chaos that will result from your being left behind you would need to lay in a good supply to hold you over. Not everyone was planning to be taken.

icehog3 · 05-21-2011, 05:38 PM

Oh...I was planning on getting taken for certain.

Never mind.

J0eybb · 05-21-2011, 06:06 PM

Son, I am disappoint. I didn't even get to shoot anything.

markem · 05-23-2011, 10:00 AM

I gave away all my valuables, including cigars, in preparation for the rapture. It didn't happen, so now I don't even have one rare stick to calm my nerves. If only someone would send me some CCs with a fair bit of age and maybe a CA sticker or two, I'd be able to continue on with my life.

I don't want to be bombed and threaten retaliation on any large group that gathers to send me dozens of aged CCs (I like Upmanns a lot, btw).

Noodles · 05-23-2011, 10:18 AM

I overstocked. PM me your address.

replicant_argent · 05-23-2011, 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by markem

I gave away all my valuables, including cigars, in preparation for the rapture. It didn't happen, so now I don't even have one rare stick to calm my nerves. If only someone would send me some CCs with a fair bit of age and maybe a CA sticker or two, I'd be able to continue on with my life.

I don't want to be bombed and threaten retaliation on any large group that gathers to send me dozens of aged CCs (I like Upmanns a lot, btw).

And I had a bag of charcoal get wet in the tornado warnings and heavy rain yesterday.

massphatness · 05-23-2011, 10:41 AM

Has someone seen my dignity? I seemed to have lost it at the Red Sox game Saturday night.

icehog3 · 05-23-2011, 03:20 PM

I've lost my Indian drum,
My Indian drum is gone,
Soon it will be summer,
My God, what have I done?

markem · 05-23-2011, 04:12 PM

I have your drum
Your drum is mine.
I have your drum
She's doing fine.

05-23-2011, 04:41 PM

Same as it ever was...

Smoking Dragon · 05-23-2011, 04:57 PM

Is it possible to overstock with cigars????

pektel · 05-23-2011, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by sergeant smoky

Is it possible to overstock with cigars????

Only if you run out of room to put them. If you are storing them properly, then no, it is not possible to overstock.

Smoking Dragon · 05-23-2011, 07:18 PM

when i run out of room, I buy a bigger cooler

05-21-2011, 05:21 PM	#1
justonemorestick Kat Krap Kontanment Media Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Warren Location: Las Cruces Posts: 292 Trading: (13)	For those who overstocked for the rapture. I know that many of you have been preparing for an event that hasn't happened as planned and now have excess supplies just taking up space. For all of those who overstocked for the rapture I am offering my services to dispose of such dangerous items as cigars, pipe tobacco, gunpowder, primers, ammunition, firearms, adult art materials, and adult beverages. There will be no disposal fee charged and full amnesty given. __________________ This message was created entirely of recycled electrons, manufactured before 1899 in an effort to prevent global de-electrification.

05-21-2011, 05:29 PM	#2
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,263 Trading: (60)	Re: For those who overstocked for the rapture. Why would one *over*stock for the Rapture? __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

05-21-2011, 05:36 PM	#4
justonemorestick Kat Krap Kontanment Media Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Warren Location: Las Cruces Posts: 292 Trading: (13)	Re: For those who overstocked for the rapture. Because of the chaos that will result from your being left behind you would need to lay in a good supply to hold you over. Not everyone was planning to be taken. __________________ This message was created entirely of recycled electrons, manufactured before 1899 in an effort to prevent global de-electrification.

05-21-2011, 05:38 PM	#5
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,263 Trading: (60)	Re: For those who overstocked for the rapture. Oh...I was planning on getting taken for certain. Never mind. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

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05-23-2011, 10:00 AM	#7
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,621 Trading: (47)	Re: For those who overstocked for the rapture. I gave away all my valuables, including cigars, in preparation for the rapture. It didn't happen, so now I don't even have one rare stick to calm my nerves. If only someone would send me some CCs with a fair bit of age and maybe a CA sticker or two, I'd be able to continue on with my life. I don't want to be bombed and threaten retaliation on any large group that gathers to send me dozens of aged CCs (I like Upmanns a lot, btw). __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

05-23-2011, 10:18 AM	#8
Noodles Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 412 Trading: (2)	Re: For those who overstocked for the rapture. I overstocked. PM me your address.

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05-23-2011, 03:20 PM	#11
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,263 Trading: (60)	Re: For those who overstocked for the rapture. I've lost my Indian drum, My Indian drum is gone, Soon it will be summer, My God, what have I done? __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

05-23-2011, 04:12 PM	#12
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,621 Trading: (47)	Re: For those who overstocked for the rapture. I have your drum Your drum is mine. I have your drum She's doing fine. __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

05-23-2011, 04:41 PM	#13
BC-Axeman Guest Posts: n/a	Re: For those who overstocked for the rapture. Same as it ever was...

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Smoking Dragon formerly sergeant smoky Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: John Location: Maryland Posts: 648 Trading: (67)	Re: For those who overstocked for the rapture. Is it possible to overstock with cigars????

05-23-2011, 07:18 PM	#16
Smoking Dragon formerly sergeant smoky Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: John Location: Maryland Posts: 648 Trading: (67)	Re: For those who overstocked for the rapture. when i run out of room, I buy a bigger cooler