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justonemorestick 05-21-2011 04:21 PM

For those who overstocked for the rapture.
 
I know that many of you have been preparing for an event that hasn't happened as planned and now have excess supplies just taking up space.

For all of those who overstocked for the rapture I am offering my services to dispose of such dangerous items as cigars, pipe tobacco, gunpowder, primers, ammunition, firearms, adult art materials, and adult beverages.

There will be no disposal fee charged and full amnesty given.

icehog3 05-21-2011 04:29 PM

Re: For those who overstocked for the rapture.
 
Why would one overstock for the Rapture? :confused: :r

Stephen 05-21-2011 04:35 PM

Re: For those who overstocked for the rapture.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1270386)
Why would one overstock for the Rapture? :confused: :r

I suppose if you didn't think your ticket wasn't getting punched and was planning on the mass hysteria that is sure to follow.

justonemorestick 05-21-2011 04:36 PM

Re: For those who overstocked for the rapture.
 
Because of the chaos that will result from your being left behind you would need to lay in a good supply to hold you over. Not everyone was planning to be taken.

icehog3 05-21-2011 04:38 PM

Re: For those who overstocked for the rapture.
 
Oh...I was planning on getting taken for certain.

Never mind. :)

J0eybb 05-21-2011 05:06 PM

Re: For those who overstocked for the rapture.
 
Son, I am disappoint. I didn't even get to shoot anything.

markem 05-23-2011 09:00 AM

Re: For those who overstocked for the rapture.
 
I gave away all my valuables, including cigars, in preparation for the rapture. It didn't happen, so now I don't even have one rare stick to calm my nerves. If only someone would send me some CCs with a fair bit of age and maybe a CA sticker or two, I'd be able to continue on with my life.

I don't want to be bombed and threaten retaliation on any large group that gathers to send me dozens of aged CCs (I like Upmanns a lot, btw).

Noodles 05-23-2011 09:18 AM

Re: For those who overstocked for the rapture.
 
I overstocked. PM me your address.

replicant_argent 05-23-2011 09:36 AM

Re: For those who overstocked for the rapture.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by markem (Post 1271890)
I gave away all my valuables, including cigars, in preparation for the rapture. It didn't happen, so now I don't even have one rare stick to calm my nerves. If only someone would send me some CCs with a fair bit of age and maybe a CA sticker or two, I'd be able to continue on with my life.

I don't want to be bombed and threaten retaliation on any large group that gathers to send me dozens of aged CCs (I like Upmanns a lot, btw).

:tpd:

And I had a bag of charcoal get wet in the tornado warnings and heavy rain yesterday.

massphatness 05-23-2011 09:41 AM

Re: For those who overstocked for the rapture.
 
Has someone seen my dignity? I seemed to have lost it at the Red Sox game Saturday night.

icehog3 05-23-2011 02:20 PM

Re: For those who overstocked for the rapture.
 
I've lost my Indian drum,
My Indian drum is gone,
Soon it will be summer,
My God, what have I done?

markem 05-23-2011 03:12 PM

Re: For those who overstocked for the rapture.
 
I have your drum
Your drum is mine.
I have your drum
She's doing fine.

BC-Axeman 05-23-2011 03:41 PM

Re: For those who overstocked for the rapture.
 
Same as it ever was...

Smoking Dragon 05-23-2011 03:57 PM

Re: For those who overstocked for the rapture.
 
Is it possible to overstock with cigars???? :eek:

pektel 05-23-2011 04:09 PM

Re: For those who overstocked for the rapture.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by sergeant smoky (Post 1272264)
Is it possible to overstock with cigars???? :eek:

Only if you run out of room to put them. If you are storing them properly, then no, it is not possible to overstock. :tu

Smoking Dragon 05-23-2011 06:18 PM

Re: For those who overstocked for the rapture.
 
when i run out of room, I buy a bigger cooler :noon


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