Joke

76GTFan · 03-23-2011, 03:46 PM

A baby seal walks into a club.

HollywoodQue · 03-23-2011, 03:48 PM

NO!!!

J0eybb · 03-23-2011, 03:57 PM

J0eybb · 03-23-2011, 03:58 PM

N2 GOLD · 03-23-2011, 04:11 PM

Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other : "Funny, I smell carrots too".

Coach Deg · 03-23-2011, 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 76GTFan

A baby seal walks into a club.

Bad!!!

pektel · 03-23-2011, 04:16 PM

Since we're on bad jokes:

A man in a trench coat flashed 3 nuns in an elevator. 2 of the nuns had a stroke right there. The third couldn't reach.

Ogre · 03-23-2011, 04:20 PM

Some bad jokes floating here. How come I see a Bad Joke thread starting???

pektel · 03-23-2011, 04:22 PM

I thought that's what this was?

pektel · 03-23-2011, 04:26 PM

How bout this one:

Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their new habits.

After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.

"Who is it?" calls one of the nuns.

"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door.

The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.

"Nice t*ts," says the man, "where do you want these blinds?"

76GTFan · 03-23-2011, 04:30 PM

A bear walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be"?

Bear says"...................................How bout a beer"?

Bartender asks, "Why the big paws"?

N2 GOLD · 03-23-2011, 04:34 PM

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

el-if-i-no

pektel · 03-23-2011, 04:34 PM

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry her!

N2 GOLD · 03-23-2011, 04:39 PM

guitar4001 · 03-23-2011, 05:17 PM

oh god.

JaKaacH · 03-23-2011, 05:23 PM

A giraffe walks into a bar and says "The high balls are on me...."

Brutus2600 · 03-23-2011, 06:57 PM

What's sex like on camping trips?

In tents.

Love this thread

lol

N2 GOLD · 03-23-2011, 07:06 PM

Q. Why dont blind men skydive?

A. Because it scares the heck out of the dog

chippewastud79 · 03-23-2011, 07:27 PM

Whats green and flies through the air?

Super Pickle!

chippewastud79 · 03-23-2011, 07:27 PM

What's yellow and writes?

Ball-point banana.

03-23-2011, 03:46 PM	#1
76GTFan Full Blown Section 8 Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Atlanta Posts: 503 Trading: (9)	Joke A baby seal walks into a club.

03-23-2011, 03:48 PM	#2
HollywoodQue Invictus Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Howard Location: In the "D" Posts: 3,123 Trading: (46)	Re: Joke NO!!!

03-23-2011, 03:57 PM	#3
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03-23-2011, 03:58 PM	#4
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03-23-2011, 04:11 PM	#5
N2 GOLD MIND OVER MATTER... Join Date: Feb 2011 First Name: RICO Location: So. CAL 33° 44' 44" N / 117° 52' 0" W Posts: 2,330 Trading: (1)	Re: Joke Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other : "Funny, I smell carrots too". __________________ When I want your opinion, I'll give it to ya.

03-23-2011, 04:16 PM	#7
pektel I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Peter Location: Grand Rapids, MN Posts: 4,320 Trading: (28)	Re: Joke Since we're on bad jokes: A man in a trench coat flashed 3 nuns in an elevator. 2 of the nuns had a stroke right there. The third couldn't reach. __________________ The problem is not the problem. The problem is your ATTITUDE about the problem.

03-23-2011, 04:20 PM	#8
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: Joke Some bad jokes floating here. How come I see a Bad Joke thread starting??? __________________

03-23-2011, 04:22 PM	#9
pektel I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Peter Location: Grand Rapids, MN Posts: 4,320 Trading: (28)	Re: Joke I thought that's what this was? __________________ The problem is not the problem. The problem is your ATTITUDE about the problem.

03-23-2011, 04:26 PM	#10
pektel I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Peter Location: Grand Rapids, MN Posts: 4,320 Trading: (28)	Re: Joke How bout this one: Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their new habits. After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. "Who is it?" calls one of the nuns. "Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door. The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door. "Nice t*ts," says the man, "where do you want these blinds?" __________________ The problem is not the problem. The problem is your ATTITUDE about the problem.

03-23-2011, 04:30 PM	#11
76GTFan Full Blown Section 8 Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Atlanta Posts: 503 Trading: (9)	Re: Joke A bear walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be"? Bear says"...................................How bout a beer"? Bartender asks, "Why the big paws"?

03-23-2011, 04:34 PM	#12
N2 GOLD MIND OVER MATTER... Join Date: Feb 2011 First Name: RICO Location: So. CAL 33° 44' 44" N / 117° 52' 0" W Posts: 2,330 Trading: (1)	Re: Joke What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? el-if-i-no __________________ When I want your opinion, I'll give it to ya.

03-23-2011, 04:34 PM	#13
pektel I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Peter Location: Grand Rapids, MN Posts: 4,320 Trading: (28)	Re: Joke How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry her! __________________ The problem is not the problem. The problem is your ATTITUDE about the problem. Last edited by pektel; 03-23-2011 at 04:40 PM.

03-23-2011, 04:39 PM	#14
N2 GOLD MIND OVER MATTER... Join Date: Feb 2011 First Name: RICO Location: So. CAL 33° 44' 44" N / 117° 52' 0" W Posts: 2,330 Trading: (1)	Re: Joke __________________ When I want your opinion, I'll give it to ya.

03-23-2011, 05:17 PM	#15
guitar4001 Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Paul Location: Between Goldsboro, NC and Africa Posts: 359 Trading: (0)	Re: Joke oh god.

03-23-2011, 05:23 PM	#16
JaKaacH ROCK Chalk JAYHAWK K U Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jeff Location: Living in the golden age of ignorance in power. Posts: 1,363 Trading: (32)	Re: Joke A giraffe walks into a bar and says "The high balls are on me...." __________________ --Anger Management Graduate-- WHAT the F^#% you looking at???

03-23-2011, 06:57 PM	#17
Brutus2600 Your resident lancerHO Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Brian Location: Fort Worth, TX Posts: 2,063 Trading: (46)	Re: Joke What's sex like on camping trips? In tents. Love this thread lol __________________ www.halfwheel.com \| news+reviews You can also follow me on Twitter @brutus2600

03-23-2011, 07:06 PM	#18
N2 GOLD MIND OVER MATTER... Join Date: Feb 2011 First Name: RICO Location: So. CAL 33° 44' 44" N / 117° 52' 0" W Posts: 2,330 Trading: (1)	Re: Joke Q. Why dont blind men skydive? A. Because it scares the heck out of the dog __________________ When I want your opinion, I'll give it to ya.

03-23-2011, 07:27 PM	#19
chippewastud79 Fatter than you! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Larry Location: A little place called home. Posts: 5,397 Trading: (44)	Re: Joke Whats green and flies through the air? Super Pickle! __________________ If we weren't supposed to eat animals, then how come they're made of meat? You can never have too many cigars, they are like an investment in good times.

03-23-2011, 07:27 PM	#20
chippewastud79 Fatter than you! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Larry Location: A little place called home. Posts: 5,397 Trading: (44)	Re: Joke What's yellow and writes? Ball-point banana. __________________ If we weren't supposed to eat animals, then how come they're made of meat? You can never have too many cigars, they are like an investment in good times.