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Old 12-29-2010, 03:08 PM   #1
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It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a penis is 3 times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster then a man's. Women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. A woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb.
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Old 12-29-2010, 03:17 PM   #2
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uoqe890 v89r4fv asawgaw v asv0894=-fvkl4

Sorry. Giant thumbs got in the way of my typing again
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Old 12-29-2010, 03:27 PM   #3
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Old 12-29-2010, 04:05 PM   #4
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Damn these little hands
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Old 12-29-2010, 08:43 PM   #5
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Old 12-29-2010, 08:52 PM   #6
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Old 01-05-2011, 09:46 PM   #7
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and from my wife.
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Old 01-05-2011, 09:50 PM   #8
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Are there any exercises that will increase thumb size?
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Hitchhiking.
But it may lead to other trouble.
Be careful out there.
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Old 01-06-2011, 09:39 AM   #11
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I knew a girl with huge thumbs. Freakishly long. Like she'd go to bed at night and have to put her thumb on another bed.

What does that signify?
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Old 01-06-2011, 09:55 AM   #12
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I knew a girl with huge thumbs. Freakishly long. Like she'd go to bed at night and have to put her thumb on another bed.

What does that signify?
An adams apple?
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I knew a girl with huge thumbs. Freakishly long. Like she'd go to bed at night and have to put her thumb on another bed.

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Was her name sissy hankshaw?
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Old 01-06-2011, 05:40 PM   #15
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funny as heck!

Also, dont tell me that I was the only one looking for a ruler.....excuse me, a yard stick!
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