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Ogre	12-29-2010 02:08 PM

Proven Facts

It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a penis is 3 times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster then a man's. Women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. A woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb.

cricky101

12-29-2010 02:17 PM

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Sorry. Giant thumbs got in the way of my typing again :D

G G	12-29-2010 02:27 PM

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shvictor

12-29-2010 03:05 PM

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Damn these little hands

kelmac07

12-29-2010 07:43 PM

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:r :r :r

G G	12-29-2010 07:52 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by kelmac07 (Post 1111894)

:r :r :r

:tpd:

CBI_2

01-05-2011 08:46 PM

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:r:r and :r:r:r from my wife.

timj219

01-05-2011 08:50 PM

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Are there any exercises that will increase thumb size?

zappaFREAK

01-06-2011 08:16 AM

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Hitchhiking.
But it may lead to other trouble.
Be careful out there.

357	01-06-2011 08:26 AM

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Too bad for Andrew...

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:c..._260_1.jpg&t=1

massphatness

01-06-2011 08:39 AM

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I knew a girl with huge thumbs. Freakishly long. Like she'd go to bed at night and have to put her thumb on another bed.

What does that signify?

Steve

01-06-2011 08:55 AM

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:tu:tu:r

CasaDooley

01-06-2011 09:42 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by massphatness (Post 1121394)

I knew a girl with huge thumbs. Freakishly long. Like she'd go to bed at night and have to put her thumb on another bed.

What does that signify?

An adams apple?:r

timj219

01-06-2011 04:39 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by massphatness (Post 1121394)

I knew a girl with huge thumbs. Freakishly long. Like she'd go to bed at night and have to put her thumb on another bed.

What does that signify?

Was her name sissy hankshaw?

BTcigars

01-06-2011 04:40 PM

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funny as heck! :D

Also, dont tell me that I was the only one looking for a ruler.....excuse me, a yard stick!

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