Denver Donkeys

macms · 11-08-2010, 08:38 PM

How many Broncos does it take to change a tire? One. Unless it is a blowout, then they all show up.

Q. What do you call 57 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Denver Broncos

Q. What do the Denver Broncos and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "JesusChrist."

Q. How do you keep a Denver running back out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal line.

Q. What do you call a Denver Bronco with a Super Bowl ring?
A. Old

Q. What's the difference between the Denver Broncos and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. How many Denver Bronco does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody remembers.

Q. What do the Broncos and a possum have in common?
A. Both play dead at home, and get killed on the road.

docdoty · 11-08-2010, 08:41 PM

very well stated. I take it there is some anomosity going on here toward the broncos

macms · 11-08-2010, 08:49 PM

Actually, this is just good natured ribbing, but there are some rabid fans around here that take this way to seriously IMHO.

kelmac07 · 11-08-2010, 09:03 PM

Being a Bills fan I can relate Fred!!!

CBI_2 · 11-08-2010, 09:52 PM

As a long time Bucs fan, like since 1977, I can relate.

kelmac07 · 11-08-2010, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by CBI_2

As a long time Bucs fan, like since 1977, I can relate.

At least you have WON a Super Bowl.

AD720 · 11-08-2010, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by kelmac07

Being a Bills fan I can relate Fred!!!

The Bills and the Mets? Talk about a glutton for punishment!

CBI_2 · 11-09-2010, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by kelmac07

At least you have WON a Super Bowl.

For sure and it was sweeeet!

St. Lou Stu · 11-09-2010, 08:38 PM

Fred, Fred, Fred.... Good to hear from ya! Even if you are ribbing my Donkeys!

Chainsaw13 · 11-09-2010, 08:53 PM

Hey, at least they're not my hometown Lions. I think I busted my shoulder typing this.
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BlackDog · 11-21-2010, 07:54 PM

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How many Vikings does it take to change a tire? One. Unless it is a blowout, then they all show up.

There, fixed that for you.

11-21-2010, 09:18 PM

Didja hear about the Security scare in Minnesota?

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After extensive investigation, it turned out to be chalk from the end zone.

bvilchez · 11-21-2010, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by kelmac07

Being a Bills fan I can relate Fred!!!

Boy
I
Love
Losing
Superbowls

Ogre · 11-21-2010, 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by AD720

The Bills and the Mets? Talk about a glutton for punishment!

I dont care who you are, THATS JUST FUNNY!!!!!!!

11-08-2010, 08:38 PM	#1
macms ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Mile High Posts: 996 Trading: (56)	Denver Donkeys How many Broncos does it take to change a tire? One. Unless it is a blowout, then they all show up. Q. What do you call 57 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A. The Denver Broncos Q. What do the Denver Broncos and Billy Graham have in common? A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "JesusChrist." Q. How do you keep a Denver running back out of your yard? A. Put up a goal line. Q. What do you call a Denver Bronco with a Super Bowl ring? A. Old Q. What's the difference between the Denver Broncos and a dollar bill? A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill. Q. How many Denver Bronco does it take to win a Super Bowl? A. Nobody remembers. Q. What do the Broncos and a possum have in common? A. Both play dead at home, and get killed on the road. __________________

11-08-2010, 08:41 PM	#2
docdoty Cigars & Guns...what else Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Justin Location: Homer, mi Posts: 429 Trading: (8)	Re: Denver Donkeys very well stated. I take it there is some anomosity going on here toward the broncos __________________ Enjoy what you smoke, and Smoke what you enjoy

11-08-2010, 08:49 PM	#3
macms ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Mile High Posts: 996 Trading: (56)	Re: Denver Donkeys Actually, this is just good natured ribbing, but there are some rabid fans around here that take this way to seriously IMHO. __________________

11-08-2010, 09:03 PM	#4
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Denver Donkeys Being a Bills fan I can relate Fred!!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

11-08-2010, 09:52 PM	#5
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: Denver Donkeys As a long time Bucs fan, like since 1977, I can relate. __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

11-09-2010, 08:38 PM	#9
St. Lou Stu Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tim Location: Belleville, IL (St. Louis) Posts: 2,304 Trading: (21)	Re: Denver Donkeys Fred, Fred, Fred.... Good to hear from ya! Even if you are ribbing my Donkeys! __________________ Pretending to play golf since 1989

11-09-2010, 08:53 PM	#10
Chainsaw13 Møøse bites can be nasty Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Bob Location: The Enchanted Mitten Posts: 7,204 Trading: (96)	Re: Denver Donkeys Hey, at least they're not my hometown Lions. I think I busted my shoulder typing this. Posted via Mobile Device

11-21-2010, 09:18 PM	#12
tobii3 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Denver Donkeys Didja hear about the Security scare in Minnesota? An unidentified white substance was discovered in the stadium! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . After extensive investigation, it turned out to be chalk from the end zone.