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macms

11-08-2010 07:38 PM

Denver Donkeys

How many Broncos does it take to change a tire? One. Unless it is a blowout, then they all show up.

Q. What do you call 57 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Denver Broncos

Q. What do the Denver Broncos and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "JesusChrist."

Q. How do you keep a Denver running back out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal line.

Q. What do you call a Denver Bronco with a Super Bowl ring?
A. Old

Q. What's the difference between the Denver Broncos and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. How many Denver Bronco does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody remembers.

Q. What do the Broncos and a possum have in common?
A. Both play dead at home, and get killed on the road.

docdoty

11-08-2010 07:41 PM

Re: Denver Donkeys

very well stated. I take it there is some anomosity going on here toward the broncos

macms

11-08-2010 07:49 PM

Re: Denver Donkeys

Actually, this is just good natured ribbing, but there are some rabid fans around here that take this way to seriously IMHO. :D

kelmac07

11-08-2010 08:03 PM

Re: Denver Donkeys

:r :r :r Being a Bills fan I can relate Fred!!!

CBI_2

11-08-2010 08:52 PM

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:r:r:r As a long time Bucs fan, like since 1977, I can relate.

kelmac07

11-08-2010 08:57 PM

Re: Denver Donkeys

Quote:

Originally Posted by CBI_2 (Post 1054996)

:r:r:r As a long time Bucs fan, like since 1977, I can relate.

At least you have WON a Super Bowl. :D

AD720

11-08-2010 09:01 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by kelmac07 (Post 1054902)

:r :r :r Being a Bills fan I can relate Fred!!!

The Bills and the Mets? Talk about a glutton for punishment! ;):)

CBI_2

11-09-2010 07:34 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by kelmac07 (Post 1055001)

At least you have WON a Super Bowl. :D

For sure and it was sweeeet! :banger

St. Lou Stu

11-09-2010 07:38 PM

Re: Denver Donkeys

Fred, Fred, Fred.... Good to hear from ya! Even if you are ribbing my Donkeys!

Chainsaw13

11-09-2010 07:53 PM

Re: Denver Donkeys

Hey, at least they're not my hometown Lions. I think I busted my shoulder typing this.
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BlackDog

11-21-2010 06:54 PM

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How many Vikings does it take to change a tire? One. Unless it is a blowout, then they all show up.

There, fixed that for you. :bh

tobii3

11-21-2010 08:18 PM

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Didja hear about the Security scare in Minnesota?

An unidentified white substance was discovered in the stadium!
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After extensive investigation, it turned out to be chalk from the end zone.

bvilchez

11-21-2010 08:23 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by kelmac07 (Post 1054902)

:r Being a Bills fan I can relate Fred!!!

Boy
I
Love
Losing
Superbowls

:r:r

;s

Ogre	11-21-2010 10:33 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by AD720 (Post 1055005)

The Bills and the Mets? Talk about a glutton for punishment! ;):)

I dont care who you are, THATS JUST FUNNY!!!!!!!

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