You may be a Taliban if:

mhailey · 01-28-2010, 06:44 PM

- You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

- You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

- You have more wives than teeth.

- You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

- You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

- You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

- You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

- You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

- You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least two.

- You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

G G · 01-28-2010, 06:45 PM

There ya go.

CBI_2 · 01-28-2010, 07:43 PM

Fishbeadtwo · 01-28-2010, 07:57 PM

lol!

md4958 · 01-28-2010, 08:14 PM

Im trying to read these off to my wife, but Im having a hard time cause Im laughing so hard! ROFL!!!!

Col. Kurtz · 01-28-2010, 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mhailey

- You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

- You have more wives than teeth.

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- You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least two.

- You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

Hittin' a little close to home for this Carolina boy

Steve · 01-28-2010, 08:16 PM

SmokeyJoe · 01-28-2010, 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Col. Kurtz

Hittin' a little close to home for this Carolina boy

Yee - haw! Pass the banjo!

01-28-2010, 06:44 PM	#1
mhailey Splitter of Hairs Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: Matt Location: out west Posts: 492 Trading: (21)	You may be a Taliban if: - You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. - You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. - You have more wives than teeth. - You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean." - You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. - You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against. - You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. - You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. - You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least two. - You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat. __________________ Never try and teach a pig to sing. It frustrates you and irritates the pig.

01-28-2010, 06:45 PM	#2
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,730 Trading: (10)	Re: You may be a Taliban if: There ya go.

01-28-2010, 07:43 PM	#3
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: You may be a Taliban if: __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

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Fishbeadtwo Another nut j0b Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Charlie Location: Washington, the state Posts: 1,175 Trading: (9)	Re: You may be a Taliban if: lol! __________________ This white coat is a little tight...?

01-28-2010, 08:14 PM	#5
md4958 Captain Cannoli Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Moe Location: Suffield, CT Posts: 5,712 Trading: (62)	Re: You may be a Taliban if: Im trying to read these off to my wife, but Im having a hard time cause Im laughing so hard! ROFL!!!! __________________ "One fart can foul the air for everyone" - Esteemed philosopher "If avoiding the nasty $hit is being a snob, them I am guilty as charged."- Same esteemed philosopher.

01-28-2010, 08:16 PM	#7
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: You may be a Taliban if: __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide