You may be a Taliban if:

[Col. Kurtz]

Originally Posted by mhailey

- You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

- You have more wives than teeth.

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- You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least two.

- You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

Hittin' a little close to home for this Carolina boy

[SmokeyJoe]

Originally Posted by Col. Kurtz

Hittin' a little close to home for this Carolina boy

Yee - haw! Pass the banjo!