Confucious says...

Silound · 12-22-2009, 07:04 PM

Man who drive well in fairway not always fare well in the driveway.

12-22-2009, 07:09 PM

Baseball all wrong...man with four balls cannot walk.

Montano · 12-25-2009, 04:52 PM

Man who masturbates at cash register, always comes into money.

Mugen910 · 12-25-2009, 05:07 PM

Man who goes to sleep with itchy but wakes up with stinky finger.
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MikeyC · 12-26-2009, 07:59 AM

Man who sit on jelly donut get a$$ in jam.

12-26-2009, 08:34 AM

man who fart in church sit in his own pew.

secretsquirrel · 12-26-2009, 08:40 AM

man who screw girl in berry patch get a$$ in jam

man who run in front of car is sure to get tired
man who runs behind car get exhausted

Good for boy to meet girl in park
better for boy to park meat in girl

12-22-2009, 07:04 PM	#1
Silound ex-CS Swamp Gorilla Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Somewhere in a swamp, south of sanity Posts: 802 Trading: (15)	Confucious says... Man who drive well in fairway not always fare well in the driveway. __________________ Back in black, and better than ever! You can't keep a good gorilla down! LSU Geaux Tigers!

12-22-2009, 07:09 PM	#2
tobii3 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Confucious says... Baseball all wrong...man with four balls cannot walk.

12-25-2009, 04:52 PM	#3
Montano Bourbon IS a food group Join Date: Nov 2009 First Name: Nick Location: Central Cali Posts: 2,059 Trading: (33)	Re: Confucious says... Man who masturbates at cash register, always comes into money. __________________

12-25-2009, 05:07 PM	#4
Mugen910 I <3 Huy Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Location Location: First Name Posts: 8,387 Trading: (106)	Re: Confucious says... Man who goes to sleep with itchy but wakes up with stinky finger. Posted via Mobile Device

12-26-2009, 07:59 AM	#5
MikeyC member of the CA MINYAN Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Somewhere out there Posts: 1,782 Trading: (11)	Re: Confucious says... Man who sit on jelly donut get a$$ in jam. __________________ I think Pandora's box was actually a humidor!

12-26-2009, 08:34 AM	#6
kzm007 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Confucious says... man who fart in church sit in his own pew.

12-26-2009, 08:40 AM	#7
secretsquirrel Yeah so Join Date: Nov 2009 First Name: m Location: S.E. Indiana Posts: 128 Trading: (12)	Re: Confucious says... man who screw girl in berry patch get a$$ in jam man who run in front of car is sure to get tired man who runs behind car get exhausted Good for boy to meet girl in park better for boy to park meat in girl