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Silound

12-22-2009 07:04 PM

Confucious says...

Man who drive well in fairway not always fare well in the driveway.

tobii3

12-22-2009 07:09 PM

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Baseball all wrong...man with four balls cannot walk.

Montano

12-25-2009 04:52 PM

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Man who masturbates at cash register, always comes into money.

Mugen910

12-25-2009 05:07 PM

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Man who goes to sleep with itchy but wakes up with stinky finger.
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MikeyC

12-26-2009 07:59 AM

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Man who sit on jelly donut get a$$ in jam.

kzm007

12-26-2009 08:34 AM

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man who fart in church sit in his own pew.

secretsquirrel

12-26-2009 08:40 AM

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man who screw girl in berry patch get a$$ in jam

man who run in front of car is sure to get tired
man who runs behind car get exhausted

Good for boy to meet girl in park
better for boy to park meat in girl

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