Lifesavers (NSFC)

icehog3 · 02-27-2009, 11:56 PM

A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste) of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers.

The children began to identify the flavours by their colour:

Red.......................Cherry
Yellow..................Lemon
Green...................Lime
Orange ................Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.

'Well,' she said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh my God!! They're ass-holes !

Mugen910 · 02-27-2009, 11:57 PM

Old Sailor · 02-28-2009, 12:01 AM

MedicCook · 02-28-2009, 08:24 AM

02-28-2009, 09:29 AM

Now that's funny.
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WildBlueSooner · 02-28-2009, 10:49 AM

I dont get it!

02-28-2009, 03:23 PM

Starscream · 02-28-2009, 03:26 PM

theonlybear4CORT · 02-28-2009, 03:27 PM

Jay Hemingway · 02-28-2009, 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WildBlueSooner

I dont get it!

well ya see.........most families are supposed to love eachother, therefore the mother would call the father honey

but in this case........

CBI_2 · 02-28-2009, 05:11 PM

Thanks I hadn't hears that one in a while, but it always makes me laugh.

karmaz00 · 02-28-2009, 09:57 PM

lol good one

floydp · 02-28-2009, 11:01 PM

OH MY!!!

02-27-2009, 11:56 PM	#1
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,441 Trading: (60)	Lifesavers (NSFC) A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste) of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers. The children began to identify the flavours by their colour: Red.......................Cherry Yellow..................Lemon Green...................Lime Orange ................Orange Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste. 'Well,' she said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.' One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh my God!! They're ass-holes ! __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

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02-28-2009, 12:01 AM	#3
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02-28-2009, 09:29 AM	#5
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02-28-2009, 10:49 AM	#6
WildBlueSooner I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: James Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,322 Trading: (19)	Re: Lifesavers (NSFC) I dont get it!

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02-28-2009, 05:11 PM	#11
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karmaz00 Habanos Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Jason Location: victoria Posts: 1,855 Trading: (1)	Re: Lifesavers (NSFC) lol good one __________________ Habanos Collector Since 2003

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