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icehog3 02-27-2009 10:56 PM

Lifesavers (NSFC)
 
A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste) of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers.

The children began to identify the flavours by their colour:

Red.......................Cherry
Yellow..................Lemon
Green...................Lime
Orange ................Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.

'Well,' she said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh my God!! They're ass-holes !

Mugen910 02-27-2009 10:57 PM

Re: Lifesavers (NSFC)
 
:r

Old Sailor 02-27-2009 11:01 PM

Re: Lifesavers (NSFC)
 
http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/s...aughing024.gif

MedicCook 02-28-2009 07:24 AM

Re: Lifesavers (NSFC)
 
:r

leasingthisspace 02-28-2009 08:29 AM

Re: Lifesavers (NSFC)
 
Now that's funny.
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WildBlueSooner 02-28-2009 09:49 AM

Re: Lifesavers (NSFC)
 
I dont get it! :)

Waynegro1 02-28-2009 02:23 PM

Re: Lifesavers (NSFC)
 
:r:r

Starscream 02-28-2009 02:26 PM

Re: Lifesavers (NSFC)
 
:r

theonlybear4CORT 02-28-2009 02:27 PM

Re: Lifesavers (NSFC)
 
:dance:

Jay Hemingway 02-28-2009 02:32 PM

Re: Lifesavers (NSFC)
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by WildBlueSooner (Post 262333)
I dont get it! :)

well ya see.........most families are supposed to love eachother, therefore the mother would call the father honey

but in this case........

:D

CBI_2 02-28-2009 04:11 PM

Re: Lifesavers (NSFC)
 
:r Thanks I hadn't hears that one in a while, but it always makes me laugh.

karmaz00 02-28-2009 08:57 PM

Re: Lifesavers (NSFC)
 
lol good one

floydp 02-28-2009 10:01 PM

Re: Lifesavers (NSFC)
 
OH MY!!!:r:r


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