Getting old just plain sucks!

icehog3 · 09-12-2010, 11:36 PM

When do we get a thread about sh!tting your pants, Carlos?

n3uka · 09-13-2010, 07:57 AM

Two thoughts.

Condoms - not just for sex

or

Blueface · 09-16-2010, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

When do we get a thread about sh!tting your pants, Carlos?

Darn close to that already.

CigarNut · 09-16-2010, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

When do we get a thread about sh!tting your pants, Carlos?

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Originally Posted by Blueface

Darn close to that already.

I believe it was Jack Nicholson's character in The Bucket List who said "Never trust a fart"...

markem · 09-16-2010, 11:32 AM

I can see Carlos' new sig line: I'm too old to have these kind of problems

Da Klugs · 09-16-2010, 11:52 AM

Getting old is a state of mind.

Dealing with the physical changes that "maturity" brings in a manner so as to not "get old" is the challenge.

shilala · 09-16-2010, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Da Klugs

Getting old is a state of mind.

Dealing with the physical changes that "maturity" brings in a manner so as to not "get old" is the challenge.

I never imagined "maturity" would include bald, fat, pissed pants and occasional rewipes, but I'll take it. I've gotten used to it.
I did "young" for a long time. It was fun, but it was a *****. Painful and expensive, too.
I found a new nose and ear hair trimmer last week, and it works really great. I never imagined something like that could bring such joy.

I look forward to all this old guy stuff. It's new horizons. Places I've never been before. They have drugs for everything, and I'm gonna by stylin' in my Hoveround.

Blueface · 09-16-2010, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by shilala

I never imagined "maturity" would include bald, fat, pissed pants and occasional rewipes, but I'll take it. I've gotten used to it.
I did "young" for a long time. It was fun, but it was a *****. Painful and expensive, too.
I found a new nose and ear hair trimmer last week, and it works really great. I never imagined something like that could bring such joy.

I look forward to all this old guy stuff. It's new horizons. Places I've never been before. They have drugs for everything, and I'm gonna by stylin' in my Hoveround.

Nose trimmer only?
You mean you don't need tweezers yet for those "external" nasal hairs?

How about the ones in the ear? Wife trims those when I get a haircut.

09-22-2010, 02:52 AM

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Originally Posted by shilala

I never imagined "maturity" would include bald, fat, pissed pants and occasional rewipes, but I'll take it. I've gotten used to it.
I did "young" for a long time. It was fun, but it was a *****. Painful and expensive, too.
I found a new nose and ear hair trimmer last week, and it works really great. I never imagined something like that could bring such joy.

I look forward to all this old guy stuff. It's new horizons. Places I've never been before. They have drugs for everything, and I'm gonna by stylin' in my Hoveround.

Scott,
Funny you post about the hair and nose trimmer. My dad asked me the other day what I needed out here in Afghanistan and believe it or not, out of all the crap I could of said, I told my dad "I can use a nose and hair trimmer." So I know your pain brother I know your pain. Plus being the damn Army after 17 years Active Duty you start to feel your body turn to light brittle after awhile. My lower back, shoulders, and knees hurt every damn day. Getting old sucks!

icehog3 · 09-29-2010, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by shilala

I found a new nose and ear hair trimmer last week, and it works really great. I never imagined something like that could bring such joy.

It is the ultimate nose hair trimmer, my boogers come out clean as a whistle now.

ucla695 · 09-22-2010, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by CigarNut

I believe it was Jack Nicholson's character in The Bucket List who said "Never trust a fart"...

Da Klugs · 09-22-2010, 12:51 PM

Then again... Getting Sucked - never gets old.

Blueface · 09-22-2010, 10:30 AM

There has got to be a bad gasket or something. Perhaps a bad shut off valve.
Seems since this thread started, more frequent than ever.

shilala · 09-22-2010, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Blueface

There has got to be a bad gasket or something. Perhaps a bad shut off valve.
Seems since this thread started, more frequent than ever.

You wanna make it really leak? Come up here and work outside in the winter. Three layers of thermals make the moistness seem natural.

09-16-2010, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

When do we get a thread about sh!tting your pants, Carlos?

I thought he posted in the one Peter started. I'll go do a search.

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Skywalker · 09-16-2010, 03:52 PM

So far no trouble with wetting my pants!!!

Knock on wood!!! Knock knock!

Hey, will somebody answer the door???

markem · 09-16-2010, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Skywalker

So far no trouble with wetting my pants!!!

I'm sorry to hear that. But if wetting your pants on demand works for you ...

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