Getting old just plain sucks!

[Blueface]

Originally Posted by Smokin Gator

Shake, wait, shake, wait, shake, wait..... wiggle, shake, wait seems to work for me. YMMV!!!

Originally Posted by Old Sailor

Ya mean you don't wring it out?

I have tried shake it, wait, shake it, wait, read a book, shake it, wax on and wax off, shake it, and regardless, there is always some there waiting for my pants.

[markem]

Originally Posted by Blueface

I have tried shake it, wait, shake it, wait, read a book, shake it, wax on and wax off, shake it, and regardless, there is always some there waiting for my pants.

http://www.dickblick.com/products/miracle-sponges/

[markem]

I have no idea how google found this for me, but I can't stop laughing. It's microwavable!

[Blueface]

Originally Posted by markem

http://www.dickblick.com/products/miracle-sponges/

I can just picture dropping one of those in my pants.
Starts out flat, ends up as a big, deserving of envy bulge.