Cello on or off?

Ashcan Bill · 03-18-2010, 12:04 AM

Every couple of months I remove all my cigars from the cello. Then I carefully turn the cello inside out, and replace the cigars into the now reversed cello. If you don't do this, the oils imparted from the cigar will eventually clog the cello and negatively impact the aging of said cigar. This is very important. Additionally, it's helpful to remove and reverse the positions of the bands, should the cigar in question have more than one band on it. My cigars are always thanking me for doing them these small favors.

Also, there's a rumor in the asylum that Peter can predict the future. Anyone else hear this?

pnoon · 03-18-2010, 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Ashcan Bill

Also, there's a rumor in the asylum that Peter can predict the future. Anyone else hear this?

It's no rumor.

icehog3 · 03-18-2010, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by pnoon

It's no rumor.

Whaddaya see now, Carnac?

pnoon · 03-18-2010, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

Whaddaya see now, Carnac?

Just a little white dot since photobucket images are blocked here at work.

icehog3 · 03-18-2010, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by pnoon

Just a little white dot since photobucket images are blocked here at work.

It's just Johnny Carson as Carnac, so stick your tongue back in your mouth where it belongs.

taltos · 03-19-2010, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

Whaddaya see now, Carnac?

Hair loss and nasty farts.

markem · 03-19-2010, 05:50 PM

As a quality control experiment, I suppose that one could remove half the cello from a stick, but which half? There are so many to choose from.

Discuss.

shilala · 03-18-2010, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Ashcan Bill

Every couple of months I remove all my cigars from the cello. Then I carefully turn the cello inside out, and replace the cigars into the now reversed cello. If you don't do this, the oils imparted from the cigar will eventually clog the cello and negatively impact the aging of said cigar. This is very important. Additionally, it's helpful to remove and reverse the positions of the bands, should the cigar in question have more than one band on it. My cigars are always thanking me for doing them these small favors.

Also, there's a rumor in the asylum that Peter can predict the future. Anyone else hear this?

I've said it before and I'll say it again. I need you to take care of my cigars.
Not that I think for a minute you ever did any of this kind of stuff, but I do believe you can make me believe it, given the proper opportunity.

And yeah, Peter knows stuff.

Ashcan Bill · 03-18-2010, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by shilala

I've said it before and I'll say it again. I need you to take care of my cigars.
Not that I think for a minute you ever did any of this kind of stuff, but I do believe you can make me believe it, given the proper opportunity.

And yeah, Peter knows stuff.

I'm currently working on a small dremel attachment that I'll be able to use to both polish the cello and gently massage the wrappers, allowing both to breathe easier.

Wait - today's the 18th. Does that mean the blarney ends for another year?

O'Ashcan Bill

Pat1075 · 03-21-2010, 03:19 PM

everything in my house is still in cello now if I could just turn on my TV

03-22-2010, 12:30 PM

Hey y'all my Hadji internet has been out for about two weeks... It came back on line tonight. I don't really give a sh*t about the cello, but this was the first solid, gut busting laugh I have had in a while. Don't let that get out to the Col. though I will be reduced in rank because 3rd ID doesn't believe in morale.

View Poll Results: Do you keep the cellophane on or off?
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03-18-2010, 12:04 AM	#1
Ashcan Bill Ol' Dude Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Bill Location: Henderson, NV Posts: 1,906 Trading: (6)	Re: Cello on or off? Every couple of months I remove all my cigars from the cello. Then I carefully turn the cello inside out, and replace the cigars into the now reversed cello. If you don't do this, the oils imparted from the cigar will eventually clog the cello and negatively impact the aging of said cigar. This is very important. Additionally, it's helpful to remove and reverse the positions of the bands, should the cigar in question have more than one band on it. My cigars are always thanking me for doing them these small favors. Also, there's a rumor in the asylum that Peter can predict the future. Anyone else hear this?

03-19-2010, 05:50 PM	#7
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,668 Trading: (47)	Re: Cello on or off? As a quality control experiment, I suppose that one could remove half the cello from a stick, but which half? There are so many to choose from. Discuss. __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

03-21-2010, 03:19 PM	#10
Pat1075 Feeling at Home Join Date: Nov 2008 First Name: Patrick Location: Lakewood, OH Posts: 755 Trading: (11)	Re: Cello on or off? everything in my house is still in cello now if I could just turn on my TV

03-22-2010, 12:30 PM	#11
crewchief Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Cello on or off? Hey y'all my Hadji internet has been out for about two weeks... It came back on line tonight. I don't really give a sh*t about the cello, but this was the first solid, gut busting laugh I have had in a while. Don't let that get out to the Col. though I will be reduced in rank because 3rd ID doesn't believe in morale.