Politically Incorrect Spanish for the Day

Blueface · 01-09-2009, 08:11 PM

I guess being Hispanic, I can get away with this.
Hope you enjoy it as much as I did.

1. Cheese: The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but Cheese fat.

2. Mushroom: When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.

3. Shoulder: My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.

4. Texas : My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!

5. Herpes: Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.

6. July: Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!

7. Rectum: I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!

8. Juarez: One day my gramma slapped me and I said, ' Juarez your problem?'

9. Chicken: I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.

10. Wheelchair: We only have one enchilada left but don't worry, wheelchair

11. Chicken wing: My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.

12. Harassment: My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her, 'Honey harassment nothing to me.'

13. Bishop: My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.

14. Body wash: I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.

Mr.Maduro · 01-09-2009, 08:21 PM

Love Harassment and Bishop!!

SmokeyJoe · 01-09-2009, 08:29 PM

You are a bad man...

But FUNNY!

CBI_2 · 01-09-2009, 09:45 PM

Thanks I needed that laugh.

01-10-2009, 02:26 AM

Funny

tchariya · 01-10-2009, 09:21 AM

OMG! one of my co-workers speaks really good english, but his 'native' annunciation of works like in the list above are just hilarious. I'll have to show him this list.

G G · 01-11-2009, 08:07 AM

Good one.

Made in Dade · 01-11-2009, 04:32 PM

I couldn't hold back, I had to chuckle myself.

1badhog07 · 12-12-2009, 10:22 AM

Very funny senor!

12-12-2009, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blueface

I guess being Hispanic, I can get away with this.

Hispanic???

Thought you were Cuban??

kydsid · 12-12-2009, 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tobii3

Hispanic???

Thought you were Cuban??

July!

hotreds · 12-12-2009, 11:47 AM

¡Puta mierda esse!

Montano · 12-12-2009, 11:53 AM

hisPANIC

ucla695 · 01-02-2010, 09:20 AM

01-09-2009, 08:11 PM	#1
Blueface Gramps 4x's Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Horatio Seymore Hiny Location: Boca Raton - North of La Habana Posts: 8,774 Trading: (8)	Politically Incorrect Spanish for the Day I guess being Hispanic, I can get away with this. Hope you enjoy it as much as I did. 1. Cheese: The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but Cheese fat. 2. Mushroom: When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom. 3. Shoulder: My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder. 4. Texas : My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at! 5. Herpes: Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes. 6. July: Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer! 7. Rectum: I had 2 cars but my wife rectum! 8. Juarez: One day my gramma slapped me and I said, ' Juarez your problem?' 9. Chicken: I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself. 10. Wheelchair: We only have one enchilada left but don't worry, wheelchair 11. Chicken wing: My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing. 12. Harassment: My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her, 'Honey harassment nothing to me.' 13. Bishop: My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop. 14. Body wash: I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids. __________________ Little known fact: I am a former member of the Village People - The Indian

01-09-2009, 08:21 PM	#2
Mr.Maduro In Domino Confido Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Patrick Location: La Casa del Blueface Posts: 2,905 Trading: (83)	Re: Politically Incorrect Spanish for the Day Love Harassment and Bishop!! __________________ "Patrick...You low-rent f#@k!!!" - MACMS (Shack V)

01-09-2009, 08:29 PM	#3
SmokeyJoe Chief Wannastogie Lounge Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 3,163 Trading: (28)	Re: Politically Incorrect Spanish for the Day You are a bad man... But FUNNY! __________________ "I intend to smoke a good cigar to the glory of God..." ~ Charles H. Spurgeon, British Baptist preacher

01-09-2009, 09:45 PM	#4
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: Politically Incorrect Spanish for the Day Thanks I needed that laugh. __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

01-10-2009, 02:26 AM	#5
Metalnoise777 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Politically Incorrect Spanish for the Day Funny

01-10-2009, 09:21 AM	#6
tchariya Taters of the lost Ark Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Illinois Posts: 592 Trading: (13)	Re: Politically Incorrect Spanish for the Day OMG! one of my co-workers speaks really good english, but his 'native' annunciation of works like in the list above are just hilarious. I'll have to show him this list.

01-11-2009, 08:07 AM	#7
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,737 Trading: (10)	Re: Politically Incorrect Spanish for the Day Good one.

01-11-2009, 04:32 PM	#8
Made in Dade The Freedom Tower Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: West Palm Beach,Fl Posts: 227 Trading: (0)	Re: Politically Incorrect Spanish for the Day I couldn't hold back, I had to chuckle myself. __________________ ''Man loves liberty, even if he does not know he loves it, he is driven by it and flees from where it does not exist'' Jose Marti

12-12-2009, 10:22 AM	#9
1badhog07 Still Watching My Back Join Date: Sep 2009 First Name: gustavo Location: laredo,tx Posts: 215 Trading: (2)	Re: Politically Incorrect Spanish for the Day Very funny senor! __________________ I WILL SMOKE NO CIGAR BEFORE ITS TIME

12-12-2009, 11:47 AM	#12
hotreds Ephesians 2:8 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 5 miles past "Resume Speed" Posts: 11,670 Trading: (63)	Re: Politically Incorrect Spanish for the Day ¡Puta mierda esse! __________________ God loves you so much, that he made you read this, just to let you know.

12-12-2009, 11:53 AM	#13
Montano Bourbon IS a food group Join Date: Nov 2009 First Name: Nick Location: Central Cali Posts: 2,059 Trading: (33)	Re: Politically Incorrect Spanish for the Day hisPANIC __________________

01-02-2010, 09:20 AM	#14
ucla695 Neither here, nor there Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Pool Posts: 3,696 Trading: (5)	Re: Politically Incorrect Spanish for the Day