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Politically Incorrect Spanish for the Day

I guess being Hispanic, I can get away with this.
Hope you enjoy it as much as I did.

1. Cheese: The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but Cheese fat.

2. Mushroom: When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.

3. Shoulder: My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.

4. Texas : My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!

5. Herpes: Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.

6. July: Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!

7. Rectum: I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!

8. Juarez: One day my gramma slapped me and I said, ' Juarez your problem?'

9. Chicken: I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.

10. Wheelchair: We only have one enchilada left but don't worry, wheelchair

11. Chicken wing: My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.

12. Harassment: My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her, 'Honey harassment nothing to me.'

13. Bishop: My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.

14. Body wash: I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.