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12-02-2009, 08:59 AM | #1 |
Dad Jokester Supreme
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You know you're growing old when...
..you've come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.
..the bag boy volunteers to help load groceries into your car-in the "ten items or less" lane. ..you've stopped supporting your children, and started supporting your parents. ..you buy "age-defying" makeup and "anti-wrinkle" creams and believe they work. ..you've realized that all those geeky people in Bermuda shorts walking around Disney World include you. ..you've had three opportunities to buy every single Disney Animated Classic "for the last time in a generation"
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12-02-2009, 10:45 AM | #2 |
Bunion
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Re: You know you're growing old when...
. . . the waitress says to your part "we need to see everyone's ID but we don't need to see yours." This happened last night, no one else in our party was under 45, but I "looked more than old enough to drink."
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12-02-2009, 11:21 AM | #3 |
Adjusting to the Life
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Re: You know you're growing old when...
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12-02-2009, 12:55 PM | #4 | |
BABOTL
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Re: You know you're growing old when...
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I can relate to both of these!!!
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