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Steve 12-02-2009 07:59 AM

You know you're growing old when...
 
..you've come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.

..the bag boy volunteers to help load groceries into your car-in the "ten items or less" lane.

..you've stopped supporting your children, and started supporting your parents.

..you buy "age-defying" makeup and "anti-wrinkle" creams and believe they work.

..you've realized that all those geeky people in Bermuda shorts walking around Disney World include you.

..you've had three opportunities to buy every single Disney Animated Classic "for the last time in a generation"

markem 12-02-2009 09:45 AM

Re: You know you're growing old when...
 
. . . the waitress says to your part "we need to see everyone's ID but we don't need to see yours." This happened last night, no one else in our party was under 45, but I "looked more than old enough to drink." :mad:

TheBeard 12-02-2009 10:21 AM

Re: You know you're growing old when...
 
http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com/

Skywalker 12-02-2009 11:55 AM

Re: You know you're growing old when...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by steve (Post 665325)

..the bag boy volunteers to help load groceries into your car-in the "ten items or less" lane.

..you've had three opportunities to buy every single Disney Animated Classic "for the last time in a generation"...And remember when there were only 14 Disney Movies!


I can relate to both of these!!!

bobarian 12-02-2009 12:07 PM

Re: You know you're growing old when...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Skywalker (Post 665619)
I can relate to both of these!!!

That's because you are old!:r


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