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Old 06-24-2009, 03:10 PM   #1
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It was a sunny morning, a little before 8:00 AM on the first hole of a
busy course, and Tony was beginning his pre-shot routine, visualizing
the upcoming shot when a piercing voice came over the clubhouse
loudspeaker:

"Would the gentleman on the women's tee please back up to the men's
tee, please?"

Tony could feel every eye on the course looking at him. But, he was
still deep in his routine and seemingly impervious to the interruption.

Again the announcement: "Would the man on the women's tee please back
up to the men's tee, please!"

Tony simply ignored him and kept on concentrating on his shot.

Once more the voice yelled, "Would the man on the women's tee please
back up to the men's tee, please!"

Tony finally stopped, turned, cupped his hands and shouted back....
"Would the asshole with the microphone kindly keep quiet and let me
play my second shot?"
I'm not saying a word... and I hope Vin and Moe don't either.
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Old 06-24-2009, 03:37 PM   #2
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I'm not saying a word... and I hope Vin and Moe don't either.
Were you using your red club or your blue club?????
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Old 06-24-2009, 06:53 PM   #3
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It only took one shot to get to the womens tee?
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Old 06-24-2009, 07:12 PM   #4
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Originally Posted by pnoon View Post
It was a sunny morning, a little before 8:00 AM on the first hole of a
busy course, and Tony was beginning his pre-shot routine, visualizing
the upcoming shot when a piercing voice came over the clubhouse
loudspeaker:

"Would the gentleman on the women's tee please back up to the men's
tee, please?"

Tony could feel every eye on the course looking at him. But, he was
still deep in his routine and seemingly impervious to the interruption.

Again the announcement: "Would the man on the women's tee please back
up to the men's tee, please!"

Tony simply ignored him and kept on concentrating on his shot.

Once more the voice yelled, "Would the man on the women's tee please
back up to the men's tee, please!"

Tony finally stopped, turned, cupped his hands and shouted back....
"Would the asshole with the microphone kindly keep quiet and let me
play my second shot?"
That was a GREAT joke Peter!

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I'm not saying a word... and I hope Vin and Moe don't either.
Seeing you post second made me pee my pants Bao!
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