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pnoon 06-24-2009 03:07 PM
Golf Joke
 
It was a sunny morning, a little before 8:00 AM on the first hole of a
busy course, and Tony was beginning his pre-shot routine, visualizing
the upcoming shot when a piercing voice came over the clubhouse
loudspeaker:

"Would the gentleman on the women's tee please back up to the men's
tee, please?"

Tony could feel every eye on the course looking at him. But, he was
still deep in his routine and seemingly impervious to the interruption.

Again the announcement: "Would the man on the women's tee please back
up to the men's tee, please!"

Tony simply ignored him and kept on concentrating on his shot.

Once more the voice yelled, "Would the man on the women's tee please
back up to the men's tee, please!"

Tony finally stopped, turned, cupped his hands and shouted back....
"Would the asshole with the microphone kindly keep quiet and let me
play my second shot?"

Mugen910 06-24-2009 03:10 PM
Re: Golf Joke
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by pnoon (Post 438661)
It was a sunny morning, a little before 8:00 AM on the first hole of a
busy course, and Tony was beginning his pre-shot routine, visualizing
the upcoming shot when a piercing voice came over the clubhouse
loudspeaker:

"Would the gentleman on the women's tee please back up to the men's
tee, please?"

Tony could feel every eye on the course looking at him. But, he was
still deep in his routine and seemingly impervious to the interruption.

Again the announcement: "Would the man on the women's tee please back
up to the men's tee, please!"

Tony simply ignored him and kept on concentrating on his shot.

Once more the voice yelled, "Would the man on the women's tee please
back up to the men's tee, please!"

Tony finally stopped, turned, cupped his hands and shouted back....
"Would the asshole with the microphone kindly keep quiet and let me
play my second shot?"
I'm not saying a word...:( and I hope Vin and Moe don't either.:D

ade06 06-24-2009 03:28 PM
Re: Golf Joke
 
lol

ahc4353 06-24-2009 03:29 PM
Re: Golf Joke
 
OMG it was Bao!

:r

galaga 06-24-2009 03:37 PM
Re: Golf Joke
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mugen910 (Post 438668)
I'm not saying a word...:( and I hope Vin and Moe don't either.:D
Were you using your red club or your blue club?????

ca21455 06-24-2009 06:53 PM
Re: Golf Joke
 
It only took one shot to get to the womens tee?

12stones 06-24-2009 06:55 PM
Re: Golf Joke
 
HA! Bald and funny! You got it all, Peter.

MedicCook 06-24-2009 07:05 PM
Re: Golf Joke
 
Watch out for dick out rules.

St. Lou Stu 06-24-2009 07:12 PM
Re: Golf Joke
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by pnoon (Post 438661)
It was a sunny morning, a little before 8:00 AM on the first hole of a
busy course, and Tony was beginning his pre-shot routine, visualizing
the upcoming shot when a piercing voice came over the clubhouse
loudspeaker:

"Would the gentleman on the women's tee please back up to the men's
tee, please?"

Tony could feel every eye on the course looking at him. But, he was
still deep in his routine and seemingly impervious to the interruption.

Again the announcement: "Would the man on the women's tee please back
up to the men's tee, please!"

Tony simply ignored him and kept on concentrating on his shot.

Once more the voice yelled, "Would the man on the women's tee please
back up to the men's tee, please!"

Tony finally stopped, turned, cupped his hands and shouted back....
"Would the asshole with the microphone kindly keep quiet and let me
play my second shot?"
That was a GREAT joke Peter!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mugen910 (Post 438668)
I'm not saying a word...:( and I hope Vin and Moe don't either.:D
Seeing you post second made me pee my pants Bao!

SmokeyJoe 06-24-2009 07:19 PM
Re: Golf Joke
 
Thanks, Peter! Appreciate the laugh... :tu

karmaz00 06-24-2009 08:19 PM
Re: Golf Joke
 
hahahah

ucla695 06-24-2009 08:30 PM
Re: Golf Joke
 
Oh the shame. My friends and I play that if you don't hit it past the women's tee then you're buying drinks after the round. :ss


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