Texts From Last Night....a website

Okay, here's my only beef with this site. I submitted two of my own and was DENIED.

From last Friday, 5/15:

(310): on our way in...Amy just saw a girl in a bikini driving a tractor
(724): i wanted pictures. bummer - i'm just playin i see that everyday
(310): in that case I'm movin' here & buying farm equipment

And later that night after a full on brawl broke out right next to my seat in the teppanyaki restaurant on Pittsburgh's South Side (took 4 minutes to split these 2 guys up...even with me attempting the death grip on the attacker):

(724): sup bro home sweet home - sooo full - passing oout talk to tomorrow- wanna fight
(310): I fight u fool...sup...sooo fulll...only thing I fight is the toilet
(310): & I think that's one for the blog

[kaisersozei]

(774): i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...








(which got this response in the comments: )

Anonymous said...

I think it is safe to say that the world sees you as a whore.
May 26, 2009 10:07PM

Hahahahahaa......rolling.