Texts From Last Night....a website

smitdavi · 05-08-2009, 05:36 PM

(662): I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
(662): He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
(1-662): You have my attention.

One of my faves

357 · 05-11-2009, 05:49 AM

(805): she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu

357 · 05-11-2009, 05:51 AM

(507): I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today

LooseCard · 05-11-2009, 07:27 AM

(818): Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
(770): I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.

05-11-2009, 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 357

(507): I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today

Love it.

(419): with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter

05-08-2009, 05:36 PM	#1
smitdavi Ambassador of Quan Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: David Location: Bloomington, IN Posts: 1,434 Trading: (9)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (662): I scissor kicked a one legged man last night. (662): He was trying to put me in handcuffs. (1-662): You have my attention. One of my faves

05-11-2009, 05:49 AM	#2
357 Will herf for food Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Home is where I park it Posts: 4,075 Trading: (9)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (805): she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu __________________ “Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain

05-11-2009, 05:51 AM	#3
357 Will herf for food Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Home is where I park it Posts: 4,075 Trading: (9)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (507): I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today __________________ “Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain

05-11-2009, 07:27 AM	#4
LooseCard not wrapped too tight.... Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: Dan Location: Woodsy side of MA Posts: 555 Trading: (3)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (818): Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ? (770): I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no. __________________ Out of the 10Base-T, through the router,past the firewall, down the T-1, over the leased line, off the bridge, ....Nothing but .NET