Does anyone know the meaning of "No Soliciting"

taltos · 04-21-2009, 08:44 PM

Shoot the next one and leave the body nailed to the gate as a warning.

marge796 · 04-21-2009, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by taltos

Shoot the next one and leave the body nailed to the gate as a warning.

Holy mother of all over kill replies. I love it!

04-21-2009, 08:49 PM

Dude, It's easy.

Look through the peephole to make sure it ain't friends or family.

Then open the door, naked.

Works every time.

Even better, answer the door naked, with a box of condoms, and ask them if they are interested in coming in since they want to interrupt.

They can't file a complaint. You have NO SOLICITING posted in plain sight.

Bruzee · 04-21-2009, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by tobii3

Dude, It's easy.

Look through the peephole to make sure it ain't friends or family.

Then open the door, naked.

Works every time.

Even better, answer the door naked, with a box of condoms, and ask them if they are interested in coming in since they want to interrupt.

They can't file a complaint. You have NO SOLICITING posted in plain sight.

As your legal council, don't do this!

04-21-2009, 08:54 PM

Trust me. I have a good Lawyer. Works the same as "No Trespassing". His secretary married my best friend - no matter how insanely stupid the question might be, she'll ask him for me. No Charge.

wrench turner 85 · 04-21-2009, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by taltos

Shoot the next one and leave the body nailed to the gate as a warning.

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Originally Posted by MedicCook

Just come to the door with a shotgun.

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Originally Posted by tobii3

Dude, It's easy.

Look through the peephole to make sure it ain't friends or family.

Then open the door, naked.

Works every time.

Even better, answer the door naked, with a box of condoms, and ask them if they are interested in coming in since they want to interrupt.

They can't file a complaint. You have NO SOLICITING posted in plain sight.

lightning9191 · 04-21-2009, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by taltos

Shoot the next one and leave the body nailed to the gate as a warning.

That's terrific!

04-21-2009, 09:53 PM

put this sign on the outside gate entrance

68TriShield · 04-22-2009, 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by ChicagoWhiteSox

put this sign on the outside gate entrance

And get a dog.

04-22-2009, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by 68TriShield

And get a dog.

Yeah a German Shepherd

or a doberman pinscher

rennD · 04-22-2009, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by taltos

Shoot the next one and leave the body nailed to the gate as a warning.

This seriously made me

Barteur · 04-22-2009, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by taltos

Shoot the next one and leave the body nailed to the gate as a warning.

04-21-2009, 08:44 PM	#1
taltos Really, really old Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: Saugus, MA Posts: 2,486 Trading: (3)	Re: Does anyone know the meaning of "No Soliciting Shoot the next one and leave the body nailed to the gate as a warning. __________________ Jimmy, some of its magic, some of its tragic, but I had a good life all the way. He Went to Paris, J. Buffett

04-21-2009, 08:49 PM	#3
tobii3 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Does anyone know the meaning of "No Soliciting Dude, It's easy. Look through the peephole to make sure it ain't friends or family. Then open the door, naked. Works every time. Even better, answer the door naked, with a box of condoms, and ask them if they are interested in coming in since they want to interrupt. They can't file a complaint. You have NO SOLICITING posted in plain sight.

04-21-2009, 08:54 PM	#5
tobii3 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Does anyone know the meaning of "No Soliciting Trust me. I have a good Lawyer. Works the same as "No Trespassing". His secretary married my best friend - no matter how insanely stupid the question might be, she'll ask him for me. No Charge.

04-21-2009, 09:53 PM	#8
ChicagoWhiteSox Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Does anyone know the meaning of "No Soliciting put this sign on the outside gate entrance