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Old 04-21-2009, 07:49 PM   #1
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Default Re: Does anyone know the meaning of "No Soliciting

Dude, It's easy.

Look through the peephole to make sure it ain't friends or family.

Then open the door, naked.

Works every time.

Even better, answer the door naked, with a box of condoms, and ask them if they are interested in coming in since they want to interrupt.

They can't file a complaint. You have NO SOLICITING posted in plain sight.

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Old 04-21-2009, 07:50 PM   #2
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Dude, It's easy.

Look through the peephole to make sure it ain't friends or family.

Then open the door, naked.

Works every time.

Even better, answer the door naked, with a box of condoms, and ask them if they are interested in coming in since they want to interrupt.

They can't file a complaint. You have NO SOLICITING posted in plain sight.

As your legal council, don't do this!
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Old 04-21-2009, 07:54 PM   #3
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Default Re: Does anyone know the meaning of "No Soliciting

Trust me. I have a good Lawyer. Works the same as "No Trespassing". His secretary married my best friend - no matter how insanely stupid the question might be, she'll ask him for me. No Charge.

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Old 04-21-2009, 08:53 PM   #4
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Shoot the next one and leave the body nailed to the gate as a warning.
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Just come to the door with a shotgun.
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Dude, It's easy.

Look through the peephole to make sure it ain't friends or family.

Then open the door, naked.

Works every time.

Even better, answer the door naked, with a box of condoms, and ask them if they are interested in coming in since they want to interrupt.

They can't file a complaint. You have NO SOLICITING posted in plain sight.

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