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Old 03-29-2009, 09:51 AM   #1
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The ShamWow guy got arrested after getting into a fight in hotel room with a prostitute. Poor Vince.



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Old 03-29-2009, 09:53 AM   #2
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Wow! From watching his commercials I always figured him to be an upstanding citizen.













Or on work release.
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Old 03-29-2009, 09:59 AM   #3
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He's really beat up.
$1000? I wonder if he got his money back.
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Old 03-29-2009, 10:07 AM   #4
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Reminds me of the old the old Batman series..... *BIFF* *BAM* and *SHAM*WOW*
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Old 03-29-2009, 10:30 AM   #5
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Reminds me of the old the old Batman series..... *BIFF* *BAM* and *SHAM*WOW*
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Old 03-29-2009, 10:38 AM   #6
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And here's his $1000 date:



Not bad, but not worth $1000.

$19.99, maybe--plus shipping & handling.
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Old 03-29-2009, 10:58 AM   #7
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Evidently she didn't love his nutz.
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Old 03-29-2009, 11:16 AM   #8
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Man, he looks rough compared to what he looks like on TV. And the girl .. her shirt is inside-out and backwards in the pix on the left. I wonder how THAT happened ROFL.
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Old 03-29-2009, 11:24 AM   #9
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her shirt is inside-out and backwards in the pix on the left. I wonder how THAT happened ROFL.
I saw that too! WFT!
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Old 03-29-2009, 11:27 AM   #10
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Not bad, but not worth $1000.

EXACTLY what I thought!!!!!!!
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Old 03-29-2009, 11:33 AM   #11
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I wonder if he tried to convince her to double his order and give him two for the price of one if he ordered in the next thirty minutes.
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Old 03-29-2009, 11:48 AM   #12
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His "coat" looks like someone repurposed an uncomfortable denim couch and glued on some faux baby seal fur, That's Sham-Wow Fashion, baby!
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Old 03-29-2009, 12:12 PM   #13
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She whipped him pretty good by the looks of things. Do you think he was wearing a microphone? Apparently being the ShamWow guy doesn't get you laid.
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Old 03-29-2009, 12:37 PM   #14
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Her mug shots are from two different times. She must be a regular guest...
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Old 03-29-2009, 12:39 PM   #15
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Can't say that I'm surprised. I've always thought he had that creepy sex offender look about him.

All I can hear in my head as I'm reading through this is: "Are you getting this, camera guy?"
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Old 03-29-2009, 12:57 PM   #16
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Man, he looks rough compared to what he looks like on TV. And the girl .. her shirt is inside-out and backwards in the pix on the left. I wonder how THAT happened ROFL.
Better get a Slap Chop and Slap your troubles away, Vince. I believe those are hospital scrubs. They probably made her turn it around do to the low v-cut, can't have any "Cleav" showing. I'll never look at my ShamWow without feeling dirty.
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Old 03-29-2009, 01:01 PM   #17
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Good thing that it was only his tongue that got bitten.
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Dang, she ruffed him up.
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If his story is true I would have to say... what the heck are you doing kissing a hooker!
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If his story is true I would have to say... what the heck are you doing kissing a hooker!
Their good kissers?
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