ShamWow is cleaning up a new mess

kaisersozei · 03-29-2009, 10:38 AM

And here's his $1000 date:

Not bad, but not worth $1000.

$19.99, maybe--plus shipping & handling.

floydp · 03-29-2009, 10:58 AM

Evidently she didn't love his nutz.

borndead1 · 03-29-2009, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by kaisersozei

Not bad, but not worth $1000.

EXACTLY what I thought!!!!!!!

Nabinger16 · 03-29-2009, 11:33 AM

I wonder if he tried to convince her to double his order and give him two for the price of one if he ordered in the next thirty minutes.

jonharky · 03-29-2009, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by kaisersozei

She looks awfully happy in the right picture!!

03-29-2009, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by jonharky

She looks awfully happy in the right picture!!

Yeah, I thought that was pretty weird too.

He looks like he has aged a LOT.

TideRoll · 03-29-2009, 09:02 PM

I suppose we should be on the lookout next for a story about Billy Mays getting busted for picking up a tranny crack whore...

I didn't know the history about the Shamwow guy re: Scientology. Interesting and certainly earns some kudos from me.

But kissing a hooker? I'd be using that shamwow on my tongue along with some Lysol.

And a thousand dollars for straight sex? I've never used the services of a professional in this regard and never will, but that better be some kind of mind-blowing copulation. At that rate, I'd better have a smile requiring surgery to remove, friction burns and a serious sleep deficit.

03-29-2009, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by TideRoll

I suppose we should be on the lookout next for a story about Billy Mays getting busted for picking up a tranny crack whore...

I didn't know the history about the Shamwow guy re: Scientology. Interesting and certainly earns some kudos from me.

But kissing a hooker? I'd be using that shamwow on my tongue along with some Lysol.

And a thousand dollars for straight sex? I've never used the services of a professional in this regard and never will, but that better be some kind of mind-blowing copulation. At that rate, I'd better have a smile requiring surgery to remove, friction burns and a serious sleep deficit.

And a video tape!!

lightning9191 · 03-29-2009, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by TideRoll

And a thousand dollars for straight sex? I've never used the services of a professional in this regard and never will, but that better be some kind of mind-blowing copulation. At that rate, I'd better have a smile requiring surgery to remove, friction burns and a serious sleep deficit.

I can't imagine paying for sex...

03-29-2009, 10:38 AM	#1
kaisersozei The Homebrew Hammer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Gerard Location: Midlothian, VA Posts: 3,183 Trading: (40)	Re: ShamWow is cleaning up a new mess And here's his $1000 date: Not bad, but not worth $1000. $19.99, maybe--plus shipping & handling. __________________

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floydp Team of 11 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Frank Location: Here behind my wall Posts: 939 Trading: (0)	Re: ShamWow is cleaning up a new mess Evidently she didn't love his nutz. __________________ Waiting for the Worms to come.

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Nabinger16 Drowning Ex Gorilla Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: Trent Location: Indiana Posts: 292 Trading: (8)	Re: ShamWow is cleaning up a new mess I wonder if he tried to convince her to double his order and give him two for the price of one if he ordered in the next thirty minutes.

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TideRoll It is what it is. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tim Location: North of the 'Ham Posts: 154 Trading: (5)	Re: ShamWow is cleaning up a new mess I suppose we should be on the lookout next for a story about Billy Mays getting busted for picking up a tranny crack whore... I didn't know the history about the Shamwow guy re: Scientology. Interesting and certainly earns some kudos from me. But kissing a hooker? I'd be using that shamwow on my tongue along with some Lysol. And a thousand dollars for straight sex? I've never used the services of a professional in this regard and never will, but that better be some kind of mind-blowing copulation. At that rate, I'd better have a smile requiring surgery to remove, friction burns and a serious sleep deficit. __________________ “If you believe in yourself and have dedication and pride, and never quit, you'll be a winner. The price of victory is high but so are the rewards.” - Paul W. Bryant