Random Advice Thread

10-21-2008, 10:03 PM

Random Joan advice:

- Watch where you put down that hot heat gun; it CAN ignite the oily rag between your feet you just used to catch some dripping gear oil.

- Let your girl drive the boat sometimes.

- 50cal ammo cans make GREAT Barbie Doll play houses!

- Life is too short for regrets, complaining, or bad cigars.

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icehog3 · 10-22-2008, 01:27 AM

Be Excellent to Each Other!

livwire68 · 10-22-2008, 02:33 AM

Never squat with spurs on or pee on the electric fence.

dunng · 10-22-2008, 07:25 AM

Don't eat the yellow snow...

10-22-2008, 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

Be Excellent to Each Other!

MOST excellent!

[big kiss gif]

10-22-2008, 09:24 AM

If you can't pi$$ off your back porch you're living in the wrong neighborhood.

Clampdown · 10-22-2008, 09:26 AM

Listen to your parents, they actually know something.

10-22-2008, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

Be Excellent to Each Other!

Bill, my friend.
Yes? Ted, my friend.
This has been a most excellent adventure.

Haha stupid but funny movie

icehog3 · 10-22-2008, 10:46 PM

A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.

10-23-2008, 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.

I say it all the time but nobody listens.

10-23-2008, 08:28 AM

Don't pee upwind.

Hope for the best but prepare for the worst.

and something about trusting your first instinct.

10-23-2008, 08:33 AM

Aim small miss small.

shvictor · 10-23-2008, 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.

I need to anonymously post this on my boss's office wall..

GKitty · 10-23-2008, 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.

This one's going up in my cube... right now!

And my current favorite coffemug:

Those who say it cannot be done shouldn't interrupt the people doing it.

Gophernut · 10-23-2008, 11:03 AM

Those that think they can, and those who think they can't, are both right.

jaycarla · 10-23-2008, 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.

Would you mind having a seminar on this with my 16 year old daughter?

My addition:

If it smells funny don't eat it.

10-21-2008, 10:03 PM	#1
Joan Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Random Advice Thread Random Joan advice: - Watch where you put down that hot heat gun; it CAN ignite the oily rag between your feet you just used to catch some dripping gear oil. - Let your girl drive the boat sometimes. - 50cal ammo cans make GREAT Barbie Doll play houses! - Life is too short for regrets, complaining, or bad cigars. :

10-22-2008, 01:27 AM	#2
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 72,078 Trading: (60)	Re: Random Advice Thread Be Excellent to Each Other! __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

10-22-2008, 02:33 AM	#3
livwire68 Las Vegas Herf Crew Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: In the Asylum Posts: 509 Trading: (7)	Re: Random Advice Thread Never squat with spurs on or pee on the electric fence. __________________

10-22-2008, 07:25 AM	#4
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10-22-2008, 09:24 AM	#6
ahc4353 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Random Advice Thread If you can't pi$$ off your back porch you're living in the wrong neighborhood.

10-22-2008, 09:26 AM	#7
Clampdown I Cut Like a Buffalo Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Brian Location: Noneya Posts: 868 Trading: (12)	Re: Random Advice Thread Listen to your parents, they actually know something.

10-22-2008, 10:46 PM	#9
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 72,078 Trading: (60)	Re: Random Advice Thread A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

10-23-2008, 08:28 AM	#11
stirwood Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Random Advice Thread Don't pee upwind. Hope for the best but prepare for the worst. and something about trusting your first instinct.

10-23-2008, 08:33 AM	#12
ahc4353 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Random Advice Thread Aim small miss small.

10-23-2008, 11:03 AM	#15
Gophernut Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: Hudson, WI Posts: 1,661 Trading: (15)	Re: Random Advice Thread Those that think they can, and those who think they can't, are both right.