Random Advice Thread

St. Lou Stu · 10-22-2008, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by chippewastud79

Always proof read your posts and TITLES before hitting submit.

Dude, I peed a little!

Which brings me to....

Always wear clean underwear.

livwire68 · 10-22-2008, 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by St. Lou Stu

Dude, I peed a little!

Which brings me to....

Always wear clean underwear.

Or Depends

10-22-2008, 09:52 AM

when in doubt empty the mag

If it's raining and you've got an umbrella (rain coat) find some chick who needs an umbrella, and ask if you can share the cab ... In my former days as a life taker and a heart breaker... worked EVERY TIME.

It's better to have it and not need it, than need it and not have it.

jjirons69 · 10-22-2008, 11:35 AM

Life's too short to worry about how short life is.

chippewastud79 · 10-22-2008, 03:17 PM

Measure twice, cut once. Otherwise you need a board stretcher.

spectrrr · 10-22-2008, 03:25 PM

two words: SMOKE OFTEN

taltos · 10-22-2008, 03:38 PM

Don't fry bacon with your shirt off.
Don't tease the cat when not wearing pants.

GKitty · 10-22-2008, 03:39 PM

Don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff.

So says my dear old Dad.

11-14-2008, 05:56 PM

Knowledge speaks, but Wisdom listens.
-- Jimi Hendrix

Learn from the mistakes of others-you can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
-- John Luther

Think ocaisionally of the suffering of which you spare yourself the sight.
--Albert Schweitzer

Wolfgang · 10-23-2008, 11:03 AM

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot

The people who know everything, can't do everything

We dont plan to fail, we fail to plan

St. Lou Stu · 10-23-2008, 11:07 AM

Never tell the new chic in HR she has a nice rack.
Even if it is true.
Trust me.
I know.

gettysburgfreak · 10-23-2008, 12:21 PM

Everything is negotiable- My dad drilled that one in my head.

kaisersozei · 10-23-2008, 12:50 PM

When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music. (George Carlin)

And the wife doesn't like it, but my idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

GKitty · 10-23-2008, 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kaisersozei

When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail.

OMG... this is brilliant... I may have to put it on a T-Shirt and give it to a couple of people.

10-23-2008, 01:27 PM

Receive any cigar happily. It may be all the person can do at the time.

Call your parents, even if you don't want to. Someday you'll want to, and remember you can't.

10-23-2008, 02:34 PM

When a child, never sniff a magnet just to see what it smells like. Don't ask

My Grandfather used to say "Do you know where sympathy falls in the dictionary, between $h*# and syphills, and I got none of 'em for ya"

And mom's wisdom, "A failure to plan on your part doesn't make it a crisis for me"

Steve · 10-23-2008, 02:40 PM

Sage wisdom right there!

Quote:

Originally Posted by smokeyscotch

Call your parents, even if you don't want to. Someday you'll want to, and remember you can't.

10-23-2008, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smokeyscotch

........

Call your parents, even if you don't want to. Someday you'll want to, and remember you can't.

That is awesome Tim.

Here's one. My young son sends a text to his older brother that says "say something profound I need a Sr. quote". Reply, "If it's everywhere it's not herpes".

You gotta love older brothers.

kgraybill · 10-23-2008, 06:49 PM

Dont tug on supermans cape,
Dont spit in the wind,
Dont pull the mask off ole lone ranger...

Hind site is 20/20 but you might bump into something when using it.

CBI_2 · 10-23-2008, 07:25 PM

A truth I remember from my grandmother: "Show me your friends and I'll tell you what kind of person you are."

10-22-2008, 09:52 AM	#3
theycallmedan'lboone Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Random Advise Thread when in doubt empty the mag If it's raining and you've got an umbrella (rain coat) find some chick who needs an umbrella, and ask if you can share the cab ... In my former days as a life taker and a heart breaker... worked EVERY TIME. It's better to have it and not need it, than need it and not have it.

10-22-2008, 11:35 AM	#4
jjirons69 Haberdasher Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jamie Location: Chucktown, SC Posts: 4,120 Trading: (94)	Re: Random Advice Thread Life's too short to worry about how short life is. __________________ Somebody has to go back and get a chitload of dimes

10-22-2008, 03:17 PM	#5
chippewastud79 Fatter than you! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Larry Location: A little place called home. Posts: 5,397 Trading: (44)	Re: Random Advice Thread Measure twice, cut once. Otherwise you need a board stretcher. __________________ If we weren't supposed to eat animals, then how come they're made of meat? You can never have too many cigars, they are like an investment in good times.

10-22-2008, 03:25 PM	#6
spectrrr Back in the midwest! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Frank Location: Ohio Posts: 5,596 Trading: (20)	Re: Random Advice Thread two words: SMOKE OFTEN

10-22-2008, 03:38 PM	#7
taltos Really, really old Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: Saugus, MA Posts: 2,486 Trading: (3)	Re: Random Advice Thread Don't fry bacon with your shirt off. Don't tease the cat when not wearing pants.

10-22-2008, 03:39 PM	#8
GKitty JAFO Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Crystal Location: Olathe, KS Posts: 1,938 Trading: (8)	Re: Random Advice Thread Don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff. So says my dear old Dad. __________________ A lost SOTL wandering the weird landscape of domesticity.

11-14-2008, 05:56 PM	#9
nozero Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Random Advice Thread Knowledge speaks, but Wisdom listens. -- Jimi Hendrix Learn from the mistakes of others-you can never live long enough to make them all yourself. -- John Luther Think ocaisionally of the suffering of which you spare yourself the sight. --Albert Schweitzer Last edited by nozero; 11-14-2008 at 06:06 PM.

10-23-2008, 11:03 AM	#10
Wolfgang Back from the dead Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Tampa, Fl Posts: 2,541 Trading: (14)	Re: Random Advise Thread Man who stands on toilet is high on pot The people who know everything, can't do everything We dont plan to fail, we fail to plan __________________ You probably wont remember that test you failed, but you'll never forget the girl you were with the night before, when you decided not to study.

10-23-2008, 11:07 AM	#11
St. Lou Stu Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tim Location: Belleville, IL (St. Louis) Posts: 2,304 Trading: (21)	Re: Random Advice Thread Never tell the new chic in HR she has a nice rack. Even if it is true. Trust me. I know. __________________ Pretending to play golf since 1989

10-23-2008, 12:21 PM	#12
gettysburgfreak Patriot Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Mitten Posts: 1,442 Trading: (2)	Re: Random Advice Thread Everything is negotiable- My dad drilled that one in my head. __________________ Author ofeath, Disease, and Life at War: The Civil War Letters of Surgeon James D. Benton, 111th and 98th New York Infantry Regiments, 1862-1865.

10-23-2008, 12:50 PM	#13
kaisersozei The Homebrew Hammer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Gerard Location: Midlothian, VA Posts: 3,183 Trading: (40)	Re: Random Advice Thread When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail. Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music. (George Carlin) And the wife doesn't like it, but my idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

10-23-2008, 01:27 PM	#15
smokeyscotch Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Random Advice Thread Receive any cigar happily. It may be all the person can do at the time. Call your parents, even if you don't want to. Someday you'll want to, and remember you can't.

10-23-2008, 02:34 PM	#16
:eevis Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Random Advice Thread When a child, never sniff a magnet just to see what it smells like. Don't ask My Grandfather used to say "Do you know where sympathy falls in the dictionary, between $h# and syphills, and I got none of 'em for ya" And mom's wisdom, "A failure to plan on your part doesn't make it a crisis for me" Last edited by :eevis; 10-23-2008 at 02:36 PM.*

10-23-2008, 06:49 PM	#19
kgraybill Still Watching My Back Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Ken Location: Ellenwood, Georgia Posts: 181 Trading: (0)	Re: Random Advice Thread Dont tug on supermans cape, Dont spit in the wind, Dont pull the mask off ole lone ranger... Hind site is 20/20 but you might bump into something when using it. __________________ Ken

10-23-2008, 07:25 PM	#20
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: Random Advice Thread A truth I remember from my grandmother: "Show me your friends and I'll tell you what kind of person you are." __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff