Random Advice Thread

elderboy02 · 10-21-2008, 09:55 PM

Stay in school, and be a thinker, not a stinker

poker · 10-21-2008, 10:07 PM

Treat others the way you wish to be treated.

Tis always better to have it and not need it, than to need it and not have it.

cricky101 · 10-21-2008, 10:11 PM

The early bird gets the worm (but the second mouse gets the cheese)

Scottw · 10-21-2008, 10:12 PM

Don't drink turpentine and piss on brush fire!

chippewastud79 · 10-21-2008, 10:12 PM

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should

10-21-2008, 10:25 PM

It's easier to get forgiveness than permission. This is what I tell myself every time i make a cigar purchase. I know you know what I'm talking about.

Scottw · 10-21-2008, 10:27 PM

never mow another man's lawn!

Swampper · 10-21-2008, 10:34 PM

Heard this one the other day from an older co-worker. It was new to me.

"If it flies, floats, or fornicates; rent it."

And then there is the 7 Ps.
Surely someone in the Asylum here knows that one...

10-21-2008, 10:53 PM

Never stick your fingers where you wouldn't stick your face.......

Think about it... its good advice....

Mark

10-21-2008, 11:03 PM

Random Joan advice:

- Watch where you put down that hot heat gun; it CAN ignite the oily rag between your feet you just used to catch some dripping gear oil.

- Let your girl drive the boat sometimes.

- 50cal ammo cans make GREAT Barbie Doll play houses!

- Life is too short for regrets, complaining, or bad cigars.

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icehog3 · 10-22-2008, 02:27 AM

Be Excellent to Each Other!

replicant_argent · 10-22-2008, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swampper

Heard this one the other day from an older co-worker. It was new to me.

"If it flies, floats, or fornicates; rent it."

And then there is the 7 Ps.
Surely someone in the Asylum here knows that one...

and for those that don't

PROPER PLANNING PREVENTS PISS POOR PERFORMANCE

Wait, that is 6... I must have missed one....

KidRock · 10-22-2008, 08:00 PM

No one dies a virign, life screws us all------very old school criminal justice professor.

DrDubzz · 10-22-2008, 08:02 PM

if you're a guest in someone's home, courtesy flush, truuuust me

gettysburgfreak · 10-23-2008, 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by replicant_argent

and for those that don't

PROPER PLANNING PREVENTS PISS POOR PERFORMANCE

Wait, that is 6... I must have missed one....

My poli sci teacher in college said it was the 5 P's

Prior Preparation Prevents Poor Performance

10-21-2008, 09:55 PM	#1
elderboy02 Lets Go Buckeyes! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dan Location: Cincinnati, OH Posts: 12,521 Trading: (133)	Re: Random Advice Thread Stay in school, and be a thinker, not a stinker

10-21-2008, 10:07 PM	#2
poker 1:11 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Kelly Location: SoCal Posts: 5,280 Trading: (7)	Re: Random Advice Thread Treat others the way you wish to be treated. Tis always better to have it and not need it, than to need it and not have it. __________________ Cigar Asylum: A cigar board birthed without agendas, without profiting, and without advertisements. Amor puro Character is what you do when no one is watching

10-21-2008, 10:11 PM	#3
cricky101 Micro brew tester Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Chris Location: St. Paul, Minnesota Posts: 684 Trading: (8)	Re: Random Advice Thread The early bird gets the worm (but the second mouse gets the cheese) __________________ "A witty saying proves nothing." - Voltaire

10-21-2008, 10:12 PM	#4
Scottw Going Commando Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Sussex, NJ Posts: 2,817 Trading: (6)	Re: Random Advice Thread Don't drink turpentine and piss on brush fire! __________________ "Ray when someone asks you if your a GOD you say yes."

10-21-2008, 10:12 PM	#5
chippewastud79 Fatter than you! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Larry Location: A little place called home. Posts: 5,397 Trading: (44)	Re: Random Advice Thread Just because you can, doesn't mean you should __________________ If we weren't supposed to eat animals, then how come they're made of meat? You can never have too many cigars, they are like an investment in good times.

10-21-2008, 10:25 PM	#6
Waynegro1 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Random Advice Thread It's easier to get forgiveness than permission. This is what I tell myself every time i make a cigar purchase. I know you know what I'm talking about.

10-21-2008, 10:27 PM	#7
Scottw Going Commando Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Sussex, NJ Posts: 2,817 Trading: (6)	Re: Random Advice Thread never mow another man's lawn! __________________ "Ray when someone asks you if your a GOD you say yes."

10-21-2008, 10:34 PM	#8
Swampper Still Watching My Back Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Indian Territory Posts: 108 Trading: (0)	Re: Random Advice Thread Heard this one the other day from an older co-worker. It was new to me. "If it flies, floats, or fornicates; rent it." And then there is the 7 Ps. Surely someone in the Asylum here knows that one...

10-21-2008, 10:53 PM	#9
wigg Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Random Advice Thread Never stick your fingers where you wouldn't stick your face....... Think about it... its good advice.... Mark

10-21-2008, 11:03 PM	#10
Joan Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Random Advice Thread Random Joan advice: - Watch where you put down that hot heat gun; it CAN ignite the oily rag between your feet you just used to catch some dripping gear oil. - Let your girl drive the boat sometimes. - 50cal ammo cans make GREAT Barbie Doll play houses! - Life is too short for regrets, complaining, or bad cigars. :

10-22-2008, 02:27 AM	#11
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 72,349 Trading: (60)	Re: Random Advice Thread Be Excellent to Each Other! __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

10-22-2008, 08:00 PM	#13
KidRock Moped Herf Crew Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jon Location: Michigan Posts: 947 Trading: (17)	Re: Random Advice Thread No one dies a virign, life screws us all------very old school criminal justice professor.

10-22-2008, 08:02 PM	#14
DrDubzz Formerly RX2010 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tim Location: England Posts: 2,203 Trading: (34)	Re: Random Advice Thread if you're a guest in someone's home, courtesy flush, truuuust me