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Man 1: "You know what's good about no soap, you can smell a hijacker from a mile away!" Man 2: "I am impressed, this man can smell us from thirty feet away, now what's that say about our hygiene?"
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Splitter of Hairs
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"A missile! A MISSILE! A MISSILE IN MY HOUSE, GARY!"
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"Do you think they're your friends? They're not your friends. Do you really think she'll be there when things go bad? Huh? When things go wrong? You think again. Fuc*king Denise. Denise the piece. Oh, you're gonna give me that cherry pie sweet mama baby." It'd be cool if you guys could name the character and scene as well. |
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Have My Own Room
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Magnolia, and I think the guys name was T J.
We're going to hold onto him by the nose and we're gonna kick him in the ass! We're gonna kick the hell out of him all the time and we're gonna go through him like crap through a goose!"
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"We're Americans, with a capital 'A', huh? You know what that means? Do ya? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world. We are the wretched refuse. We're the underdog. We're mutts! Here's proof: his nose is cold! But there's no animal that's more faithful, that's more loyal, more lovable than the mutt."
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Have My Own Room
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"And the first thing that flashed into me gulliver was that I'd like to have her right down there on the floor with the old in-out."
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