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Møøse bites can be nasty
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"We could sell blood and semen. What? Not mixed together."
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My neighbor came by my house this morning at 2AM, pounding on the door. Good thing I was still up playing the drums. ![]() |
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Fatter than you!
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Larry
Location: A little place called home.
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Dodge Ball: A True Underdog Story
"That ain't no Etch-A-Sketch. This is one doodle that can't be un-did, Homeskillet."
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If we weren't supposed to eat animals, then how come they're made of meat? You can never have too many cigars, they are like an investment in good times. ![]() |
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Life is for living
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Man 1: "You know what's good about no soap, you can smell a hijacker from a mile away!" Man 2: "I am impressed, this man can smell us from thirty feet away, now what's that say about our hygiene?"
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Splitter of Hairs
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"A missile! A MISSILE! A MISSILE IN MY HOUSE, GARY!"
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Never try and teach a pig to sing. It frustrates you and irritates the pig. |
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"Do you think they're your friends? They're not your friends. Do you really think she'll be there when things go bad? Huh? When things go wrong? You think again. Fuc*king Denise. Denise the piece. Oh, you're gonna give me that cherry pie sweet mama baby." It'd be cool if you guys could name the character and scene as well. |
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Have My Own Room
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Magnolia, and I think the guys name was T J.
We're going to hold onto him by the nose and we're gonna kick him in the ass! We're gonna kick the hell out of him all the time and we're gonna go through him like crap through a goose!"
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Sporting goods raffle for a great cause. PM me for tickets. |
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Life is for living
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"We're Americans, with a capital 'A', huh? You know what that means? Do ya? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world. We are the wretched refuse. We're the underdog. We're mutts! Here's proof: his nose is cold! But there's no animal that's more faithful, that's more loyal, more lovable than the mutt."
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